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Rob - 05:05pm on 05/30/2007
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The Cleavage Crisis: News You Can Use

FreeRepublicans.com - 07:05pm on 05/30/2007

What?!  No photographic evidence?

Paulie B - 07:05pm on 05/30/2007

Okay… on the ABC News site there’s a chick with a pearl necklace, but not much cleavage showing.

Paulie B - 07:05pm on 05/30/2007

American breasts are getting bigger while shirts are getting smaller.

We are seeing more cleavage these days…

Bra fitters tell me that an E cup is the new C cup…

These are a few of my favorite things.

Some things to live for.

robert108 - 07:05pm on 05/30/2007

It could not possibly be that clothing designers have all gone Slutty McSlutsalot when dreaming up ladies fashions. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Oh, Hell! Who am I kidding? Far to many women who should be restraining their assets have got them swinging in the wind. Necklines are plunging and midriffs are rising. Come on, ladies, just wear a bikini top and get it over with.

2Hotel9 - 08:05pm on 05/30/2007

I have always wondered why men get so excited about two balls of fat just a hanging..

Melissa - 08:05pm on 05/30/2007

Melissa: It starts in infancy.

robert108 - 09:05pm on 05/30/2007

It’s before that.  It’s primal, I think.

The presence of breasts have always indicated when a female of our species is ready to breed.  We’ve moved beyond stage in our evolution as society now frowns upon impregnating adolescents, but the instinct in men to react a certain way to breasts hasn’t changed much.

Rob - 09:05pm on 05/30/2007

The presence of breasts have always indicated when a female of our species is ready to breed.

I know they always make me “ready to breed”.  Good call, Rob.

robert108 - 09:05pm on 05/30/2007

Melissa shakes her head and smiles.

Melissa - 09:05pm on 05/30/2007
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