A great adventure is waiting for you ahead.
Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead.
The journey before you may be long and filled with woe.
But you must escape the gay man’s ass, or your tale can’t be told.
Lemmiwink’s journey is distant, far and fast!
To find his way out of a gay man’s ass!
The road ahead is filled with danger and fright!
But push onward Lemmiwinks with all of your might!
The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead!
Don’t look back lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead!
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late.
Slow down now, and seal your fate.
Rob, you mean he didn’t fall for “the check is in the mail” line?
Me thinks that your server Lemmiwinks’ story was told in an episode of South Park. Let me quote the song:
Mr. Slave was using Lemmiwinks last night.