Looks like I’m going to have to brush up on my French.

“Bonjour Madame, voulez vous couchez avec moi?”

Ahhh come on guys… I am sure she’s madly in love. Right?

Monogamy “bores me desperately,” Bruni told Le Figaro magazine. “I’m monogamous from time to time, but I prefer polygamy and polyandry,” she said. “Love lasts a long time but burning desire, two or three weeks.”

Whoa… and she’s getting married WHY?????
She isn’t interested in marriage…
Elle est un modèle de peau et un argent et un bêcheur de renommée.

Le grrrrr

Those poor French socialists! Look how little material she could afford for her inaugural gown!

I don’t give the French much credit for lots of things but they do produce some mighty fine looking ladies.

I want to go down to the VA hospital and shake the hand of every veteran that was part of WWII.  They liberated France.  She is about as liberated as you can get.

I absolutely love beautiful women in clothes held together with bits of string.  Just one of my strange quirks I guess.

No strings attached is even better!

I think Sarkozy will have his hands full with this one.

Literally, I think that was the general idea!