I recently became single because my ex was a bore.

Analysis of why it will be difficult to reason with Hannitized until he learns English:
I recently became “single”. Implies he was not single before. One can date and still be “single”. Single implies “not married”.  “Ex” in this context, of single and not single, implies “ex wife”

You leaped to that conclusion on your own.

No, someone followed your lax and imprecise language to that logical conclusion. Please, Han-job! Get a G.E.D.!

However, it is more consistent with your living in your Mom’s basement not to assume a Mrs. Hannitized.  It did strain credulity to think any woman would have you, but I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt. After all, odds are not everything you say here is inaccurate. Is it?

Being by yourself and spanking it like a lonely zoo monkey doesn’t count, Hannitized.

Cute!  A republican gang-ad-hominem-bang. 

You know that you are getting the best of your opponent when they refuse to pass up on an opportunity to make a joke about masturbation.

So now you guys are visualizing me masturbating, after you admit to ogling under aged women.  See anything wrong with this picture fellas?

Being by yourself and spanking it like a lonely zoo monkey doesn’t count, Hannitized.

Blow-up Betty even has leather undies according to Han-job, but still needs a blindfold to make it work! Heh.

I recently became “single”. Implies he was not single before. One can date and still be “single”. Single implies “not married”. 

That is a typical response from a sheep, who follows the masses.

Maybe your girlfriend doesn’t mind it when you say you are single.  But I tend to give my romantic interest a little more respect.  I am not filling out an application for insurance here Proof.  It’s a blog brother.

I can’t help it if you are a cad.  So don’t expect me to live by your poor and misguided standards.

See anything wrong with this picture fellas?

Just a lonely, insecure guy, bragging about his (imaginary) sexual exploits and using poor and imprecise terms to do it. Did I leave anything out?

I am a red blooded male and I wouldn’t look at an under age girls breasts (as she appears to be), nor would I even stare at a mature womans breast.

I don’t need to.

Because you’re GAY. Only a gay man doesn’t look at Women’s breasts.

Hannitized, maybe she was boring to you because you never committed to her, then.  If you talked to her like you talk to us, you made it clear that you didn’t need her--I’d suggest she returned the favor.

You are a cad, sir, unworthy of any woman.

Oh, and when I visited Wonkette, most of the Democrats there were very clear on what Kerry was looking at, too, and rued the fact that he hadn’t shown that much humanity in his 2004 campaign.

Because you’re GAY. Only a gay man doesn’t look at Women’s breasts.

Ha!

I swear, I feel like I am no “North Dakota’s hill billies gone wild” or something.

How old are you goon?  If you are under thirty, then it’s ok by me to check out under aged girls breasts.  It’s sort of creepy....but not perverted.

For a guy Carricks age to be ogling a 18-21 yr old is sort of perverted.

It’s not GAY....to be a mature male.  It’s sort of...what we call in the civilized world......being an adult.

Hannitized, maybe she was boring to you because you never committed to her, then.  If you talked to her like you talk to us, you made it clear that you didn’t need her--I’d suggest she returned the favor.

Or maybe she was just boring.

You are a cad, sir, unworthy of any woman.

Why?  Because I don’t ogle under aged women?  Or because I was bored by a girl I dated?

Oh, and when I visited Wonkette, most of the Democrats there were very clear on what Kerry was looking at, too, and rued the fact that he hadn’t shown that much humanity in his 2004 campaign.

The world is flat I tell you, because so many people believed it once.  And nobody questioned it.

You are a cad because you yourself have told us that you like to use and discard women.  There is nothing whatsoever “adult” or mature about the behavior you yourself describe.