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GI Joe Is No Longer An American Hero
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Rob - 08:10pm on 10/28/2007
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Scotland?!?!  That’s maximum BS.  Scotland gave us golf, the bagpipes, and most importantly SCOTCH.  What would I do without Johnnie Walker? What would I do without Glenfiddich?

I’ll never watch this piece of trash… And I’ll be drinking my scotch while I don’t watch it!

Paulie B - 08:10pm on 10/28/2007

Think Global Markets

Film DVD Cable Broadcast
Video Game Toys

WOOF - 09:10pm on 10/28/2007

These bastards are trying to use GI Joe to sell toys around the world.

What bastards. 

I mean, originally GI Joe was about ... sellingtoys to Americans.

Lestat - 09:10pm on 10/28/2007

GI Joe was about finding Barbie a more manly man. Everyone knew Ken was a girly man… Ken liked Allen.

Zsa Zsa - 03:10am on 10/29/2007

This has already been done. Where is the news?
Don’t y’all remember that goofy movie with the guys on motorcycles with rocket launchers? Back in the ‘80s. They were sued and had to change it, they wanted to call it GI Joe v Cobra. I’ll try to find that piece of crap for your viewing nausea.

2Hotel9 - 03:10am on 10/29/2007

We need a movie goers guild, like the actors guild…

These guys have lost all creativity!

Meanwhile truly creative ideas are trashed and the writers go back to whatever jobs they can get.

Same in music. It’s not just the internet that’s killing the record companies.

What’s next, a remake of Gone With The Wind from the gay perspective?

golfmann - 04:10am on 10/29/2007

Now what’s Rob going to play with?

The Whistler - 05:10am on 10/29/2007

They should make GI Joe work for the UN.  He could be named Inaction Man!

foutsc - 06:10am on 10/29/2007

Wow...some really great comments in this thread:

Paulie (who is obviously a man of taste even though I prefer Glenlivet):

What would I do without Glenfiddich?

Zsa Zsa:

GI Joe was about finding Barbie a more manly man. Everyone knew Ken was a girly man… Ken liked Allen.

Ken was a metrosexual gay doll. We knew that before we knew what any of that was.

Foutsc (this is the one I wish I’d thought of):

They should make GI Joe work for the UN.  He could be named Inaction Man!

Pilgrim - 08:10am on 10/29/2007

Pilgrim… I had Ken and Allen both. I don’t think either would be qualified to be considered Metro or Homosexual. Their package just wasn’t there. I never saw GI Joe nude. BUT I can only imagine he had to be better equiped than those two.?

Zsa Zsa - 09:10am on 10/29/2007
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