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Rob - 09:04am on 04/11/2008
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Married life must not agree with Rob if Friday Night Babes has come to this!!! smile

Proof - 12:04pm on 04/11/2008

No beergoggles at all (I’m a teetotaler); it’s just that I’ve seen a lot of horrendous pictures of people that I know have good-looking descendants.  No smile and an extra 30 lbs can do a number on someone so that we moderns think that someone with a decent facial structure would be Medusa.

Bike Bubba - 12:04pm on 04/11/2008

Plus, note again that it’s from a short, maybe even a nickolodean. They might be actresses, or hamming it up. Who knows. The sucked-in cheeks look awfully forced.

Pomerdorgrad - 12:04pm on 04/11/2008

Yikes!

Not even at closing time, baby.

Pilgrim - 02:04pm on 04/11/2008

LOL.. yeah *BROADS is what I meant (and y’all knew that)
tongue wink

Anna - 03:04pm on 04/11/2008

There is some peculiar lighting and depth of focus in that picture. But it is worth a grin just the same.

Reminds me of the old joke:

“My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms.
My second wife died because she wouldn’t eat the poison mushrooms”

Mickey - 05:04pm on 04/11/2008

it’s just that I’ve seen a lot of horrendous pictures of people that I know have good-looking descendants

You don’t think ugly people can have attractive descendants?

Though, admittedly, people may have been uglier back then.  It’s evolution.  Pretty people tend to breed more, right?

I’m mostly joking.  Beauty is a state of mind I think.  I’ve met overweight people with dental problems who I considered attractive because they had such a pleasant and sociable demeanor.  I’ve also seen fashion models who were so arrogant and condescending that I couldn’t see why anyone would find them attractive.

Unfortunately, I think the women in the photo above probably suffer both from physical unattractiveness and a condescending , naggish demeanor.

Just my two cents.

Rob - 09:04pm on 04/11/2008

Rob, the trick is that the skin, facial, and other characteristics in a beautiful descendant have to exist in the ugly forebears’ DNA, too.

Personally, I don’t believe in intrinsically ugly people. I’ve seen people marred by birth defects, by carrying excess weight, by drugs and hard living, by disease, and by the horrific damage of a life of hate. 

Anger and weight are certainly working on these ladies, but I’d bet that if you (or I) were still single, we might be hitting on their great-granddaughters.  Or maybe we have already.

Bike Bubba - 07:04am on 04/14/2008
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