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Oh my...

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

This made me squirm a bit...

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Complicated doesn't even begin to describe it. It's nearly impossible for me to get all the glass from a broken bulb off the linoleum floor in my kitchen. I can't even imagine doing it in...there.

Ick.

Regardless, no one just wakes up with a lightbulb in their ass. Clearly, Mr. Mohammad was probably just a little bored in his cell...

(via reader Paulie B)