The week of failures, I apologize for the soul sucking crash I caused within your psyche. I know falsely getting hopes that high could cause major trauma.
My latest failure was stopping a run on toilet from running on by 1) make it run faster 2) tear it down and start over 3) cause a much faster leak from the intake valve onto the floor.
I solved the last problem by shutting it off and booting up Civilization IV. (then Egypt attacked me)