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Irishmen Joke of the Week

2009-01-25T21:43:55-08:00

An Irishman heads to work Monday morning, and finds that he’s been laid off. He stumbles down to the bar, and begins to drink. Now, mind you, it’s 11 in the morning, so by the time five ‘o clock rolls around, he’s been plastered for most of the day. As the regulars roll in, he shambles off his seat, and out the door onto the street. The setting sun is shining bright in his eyes as an ambulance comes wailing past, siren blaring, pushing sixty miles an hour.

The Irishman takes off after the ambulance, chasing it down city block after block. Finally, his alcohol-ridden body has had enough. He falls to the gutter, and in his dying breath, shouts:

“Well fine! Yeh’ can keep your damned ice-cream!”

Best Halloween Costume Ever?

2009-11-05T10:39:00-08:00

Could be.

Best Reebok Commercial Ever

2009-11-04T16:17:33-08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJnOz3fiLs&feature=player_embedded

Bungling burglars disguised in black marker

2009-10-30T15:49:10-08:00

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/33507848#33507848

Recession Is So Bad In Beverly Hills…

2009-10-30T06:17:34-08:00

...stores are selling Caviar Helper.

Nightmare: You’re Flying in a Small Airplane, You Look into the Cockpit, the Pilot Is

2009-10-20T05:31:35-08:00

...Mike Tyson.

Chuck Johnson- Race Detective

2009-10-17T14:41:20-08:00

For all you former LGF fans: Bite Me Comics Presents Chuck Johnson -Race Detective

‘Tis the Season…Why Don’t Witches Have Babies?

2009-10-13T05:15:27-08:00

Because their boyfriends have holloweenies.

I Used To Want a BMW…

2009-10-13T05:45:04-08:00

...now I don’t care about the “W”.

They Just Renamed “Old Spice”

2009-10-07T10:31:15-08:00

New Name: “It’s Christmas Eve and the Mall is Closing.”