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Monday, September 03, 2007

Your Moment Of Schadenfreude For Today: Bush-Mocking Journalist Piers Morgan Gets His

He delighted in mocking the President for falling off his Segway, even going so far as to ask Bush if he felt “only an idiot” could fall off one, but when he tries it himself...

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He broke three ribs after falling off the Segway at 12mph in California - just three days before he was due to make his biggest TV appearance to date, as a judge on the grand final of reality show America’s Got Talent.

Quite what he was doing on a Segway - labelled ‘the geek machine’ by critics - Morgan has yet to explain, but these pictures reveal the moment of the undignified crash.

He can be seen cruising comfortably along the promenade at Santa Monica beach. Inexplicably, his delicate sense of balance fails him. The Segway swerves to the right, mounting the kerb. Morgan’s ‘toned muscular, tanned, superfit torso’ (as he describes it) continues straight along the road but sadly his feet remain planted to the rogue Segway.

Inevitably he falls victim to gravity and crunches on to the baking concrete, where he lies, agonised, until a companion can come to his rescue.

“Only an idiot,” indeed.

I’m not a religious man, but this has almost got me believing in karma.

Update: Ace adds:

Once again a reporter mistook himself for a Universal Omincompetent All-In-One Expert Without Portfolio, authoritatively declaiming upon the auto-balancing of the Segway without, of course, ever having ever actually ever tried one him himself.

This is a sickness among the media class approaching the level of a viral mental disorder.

Update: Video!

Comments

Rob,

Karma or Hubris?


Out Here
Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destroyed.”

Rodney Graves on September 3, 2007 at 10:43 am

What you sow shall you reap.  What goes around comes around.  Couldn’t happened to a more deserving a-hole.


You don’t have to be a moron to be a liberal Democrat but it sure helps.

docdave on September 3, 2007 at 10:59 am

Piers Morgan has talent.

Or not.

Brandon on September 3, 2007 at 11:33 am
Avatar for AlanP

Heh.

Pride goes before the fall.

AlanP on September 3, 2007 at 12:51 pm
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Im sure Bushs super secret ninja saboteurs caused this to get even =)

... right?

Eric on September 3, 2007 at 12:54 pm
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Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! LOSER!

Scott on September 3, 2007 at 12:57 pm

Installanched…


Out Here
Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destroyed.”

Rodney Graves on September 3, 2007 at 01:05 pm
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What a douchebag.

LOL.  Classic.

jimbo on September 3, 2007 at 01:43 pm
Avatar for Dale Price

Now you know the real reason why Rove left the White House.

/BDS off.

Dale Price on September 3, 2007 at 02:07 pm
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Well now we know what Karl Rove has been up to.

jvon on September 3, 2007 at 02:42 pm
Avatar for Ray

Guess he answered that question.

Ray on September 3, 2007 at 03:14 pm
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The overwhelming majority of people who think GWB is an idiot are far stupider than he ever dreamed of being.  You don’t often see this truth demonstrated quite this graphically, though.

Jonathan on September 3, 2007 at 04:15 pm
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And then, just like that—no segue!

Cover Me, Porkins on September 3, 2007 at 06:21 pm
Avatar for Chuck

Mission Accomplished! And I’ll wager Piers cannot fly a jet, so who’s the genuine idiot? Galatians 6:7!

Chuck on September 3, 2007 at 08:42 pm
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How does irony taste?

Mmmm mmm good!!

Hope the President sends him a nice get-well card…

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater on September 3, 2007 at 08:48 pm
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Great work.

Kamuri Primutan on September 3, 2007 at 10:18 pm
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As I recall, Segway did a software update to correct the uncontrolled condition which caused one to tip over as Bush was trying it out. Something to do with the start up routines.

triticale on September 3, 2007 at 10:48 pm
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I hope it hurts like hell and that the pig has complications leading to long-term disabilities.

Happy on September 4, 2007 at 03:07 am
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Good thing he bounced or he might have really gotten hurt.

I suppose his words came back to bite him in the ass.

cranky on September 4, 2007 at 04:54 am
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Hey Piers, have a nice trip?

See ya next fall.

DANBOY on September 4, 2007 at 05:14 am
Avatar for frances V.Epstine

Pride cometh before the FALL...that remark sums up the situation nicely. frances V.

frances V.Epstine on September 4, 2007 at 07:05 am
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May he recover swiftly, and learn much from his fall from grace.

x on September 4, 2007 at 07:16 am
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Bwahahahahahahaha!!
And I bet Piers can’t pronounce “nucular” either.

psacman on September 4, 2007 at 08:37 am
Avatar for Vegas Vic

Dear Piers Morgan,
Apology accepted.
GW

Vegas Vic on September 4, 2007 at 09:08 am
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The bigger they mock , the harder they fall.

Al on September 4, 2007 at 09:25 am
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Is it me or does a bike do everything the Segway does- but for $10,000 less? -plus it gets you in shape.

Meme on September 4, 2007 at 05:01 pm
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People on glass Segways . . .

John on September 5, 2007 at 08:49 am
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