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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Why The Government Needs To Get Out Of The Public Health Business

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I was driving on Demers Ave. in GF, when I noticed a huge billboard informing minors that “It’s Not Not OK” to drink. How are people going to take this campaign seriously when the sign, [through] its use of a double negative, is actually telling minors that it is, in fact, OK to drink alcohol?

I wonder who comes up with this stuff, and how much of our tax money was wasted because of a pretty obvious error.

The people who come up with this stuff are self-important bureaucrats who are engaging in a good deal of mission drift in their public health assignments.  I think we can all agree that government public health bureaucracies are ok when it comes to distributing vaccines and basic medical/health information, but I think we need to start drawing the line when it comes to telling citizens how to live their lives.

For one, outside of public health concerns (such as infectious disease outbreaks), my personal health isn’t anyone’s business but mine.  If I want to smoke and drink and eat McDonald’s until one day I die a fat, hacking, middle-aged drunkard that’s my business.  I fail to see why I need to pay the government taxes so that they can turn around and spend those taxes on preaching to me about my bad habits.

For another, these public health campaigns never work.  Ask yourself, have you ever stopped smoking or went on a diet because you saw a billboard that told you to?  Have you ever heard of a teenager reading a pamphlet on underage drinking and saying to themselves “Gee, I think maybe I won’t go to that kegger this weekend.” Of course you haven’t, because it doesn’t happen.  Kids are most likely to act responsibly when they’ve got good parents who set a good example and force them to follow the rules.  The campaigns launched by self-important bureaucrats have little or no impact.

I, for one, would be a lot happier if we could get our politicians to focus on things like, oh I don’t know, balancing the budget instead of telling me how to live my life.

Comments

I was confused by the sign.
Seemed to say Underage Drinking
is not

O O O OKlahoma! where the wind comes whistling cross the plains.

Bad as it is, it was probably done by a “professional”.

WOOF on January 30, 2008 at 09:07 pm

How else are lazy government slackers going to justify their government checks and benefits?
Graphic design majors need cushy jobs, too, you know!

Kevin on January 30, 2008 at 09:15 pm

I think you are overreeacting to the sign.  SUre, it does seem to say that drinking is OK.  However, 99% of the populace seeing the sign will understand its message.

Isn’t that the point after all?


"Although I can accept talking scarecrows, lions and great wizards in emerald cities, I find it hard to believe there is no paperwork involved when your house lands on a witch.”
- Dave James

Steve L. on January 31, 2008 at 08:08 am

Although I’m currently a teetotaler personally, I’m all in favor of underage drinking.  Children should learn how to handle alcohol from those who love them best--their parents--and not the Greek house on campus having the Everclear party.  They should be given something drinkable, so when somebody offers them a Falstaff or Milwaukee’s Beast, they’ll spit it out as the swill that it is.

How do I know this?  Well, I learned the art of drinking in Germany, and due to their weird habit of actually putting hops and malt in their beer, and I was permanently ruined for mass produced American beers.  Praise God for that!

So it’s not just grammar that these guys don’t understand.  It’s basic incentives & economics.  You want to prevent somebody from stinking up their life with Mills Farm and such?  Let those who love them introduce them to something drinkable.  Don’t postpone the lesson until 21!

Bike Bubba on January 31, 2008 at 11:31 am
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