Why Libertarians Are Stupid
Ace hits a note on libertarians (whist reacting to some of the latter’s defense of a pedophile’s website where he takes pictures of children in public and then posts what he’d like to do to them) I think most of us familiar with debating them in online forums (I’m looking at you, Ron Paul fans) can appreciate:
I hate libertarians for the same reason I hate Madonna. For one thing, I despise their juvenile pose of calculated outrageousness. Every kid knows that someone’s poking you, it’s not the actual poking that’s the most objectionable. The poking itself is relatively mild. What is infuriating is the poker’s demand for attention, his insistence upon your acknowledgment of his breaking of social barriers, his demand you bend in a small way to will by having to deal with his provocations when you’d much rather be left alone. This is what makes Madonna’s various crucifix poses annoying to me—not so much that she’s doing it but that, by doing it, she’s aggressively hijacking my attention so that I wind up talking about something simply not worth talking about, e.g., Madonna.
And so it is with libertarians. While many of the older, wiser, more mature libertarians don’t have this childish need to call attention to themselves via their predictably unpredictable pronouncements and expectedly unexpected assertions, many of the younger ones do and, worse yet, a lot of the older ones continue on with this assholery well into their dotage. Stupidity is more forgivable in the youthfully stupid, guys.
I think most younger libertarians are college doofuses looking for a unique position to take that’s neither conservative or liberal, Republican or Democrat, thinking that the inherent uniqueness of their position will make them cooler. Plus it means that they get to shock their parents and friends with espousing support for legalized marijuana and privatizing the highway system, etc.
Most people grow out of this.



