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Saturday, May 12, 2007

When You’re Wearing A Diaper To The Casino…

...it might be time to admit that you have a problem.

VICTORIA (CP) - The diapers hold nine cups of fluid, are made of six layers of cotton and micro-fibre, dry in an hour, are reusable and come stylishly in white or burgundy with Velcro closures.

A company in Kitchener, Ont., is advertising them on the Internet for $35 each - two for $60 - and say they are a perfect fit for “gamblers at all-night casinos,” among other people. It alarms Prof. Tim Pelton, of the University of Victoria’s Centres for Addiction Research.

“That’s very troubling that there are people like that who are struggling that much,” he said.

I’m so creeped out I don’t even have a snarky response.

Comments

...it might be time to admit that you have a problem?

Depends!


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Proof on May 12, 2007 at 07:49 am
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It’s about time someone started trying to meet my diaper-related needs.

jpe on May 12, 2007 at 08:12 am
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Proof, that was perfect.

jpe on May 12, 2007 at 08:13 am

Time out! ... This is very disturbing. What if nine cups was not enough?  Very disturbing.

Zsa Zsa on May 12, 2007 at 09:47 am

When You’re Wearing A Diaper To The Casino…

...you may act rashly?


A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 02:37 pm

I hate that when that happens…

Zsa Zsa on May 12, 2007 at 02:49 pm

Not if you have been properly Pampered.  Of course, what happins in Vegas, stays in Vegas.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 12, 2007 at 02:50 pm

Nine cups?  Very dis-turd-ing.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 12, 2007 at 02:52 pm

Of course, what happins in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

No, shit?


A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 02:56 pm

Personally, I Luvs Vegas!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 02:59 pm

Yopu know there folks who think of this as a waste of time?  Personally though, I find the whole thing kinda Charmin.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 12, 2007 at 03:12 pm

What is reeeeally troubling is they are REUSABLE! Ha…

Zsa Zsa on May 12, 2007 at 03:19 pm

Wearing a diaper to a casino is one thing, but if it happens to be the grand opening then I suppose the correct thing to wear would be a Tucks?


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 12, 2007 at 03:22 pm

You know, I don’t cotton to any of you trying to pin this on me!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 03:23 pm

Re-usable, huh?  Sounds like they’re good for the long haul!


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 12, 2007 at 03:23 pm

With a diaper, though, you’d have more time for the buffet or to indulge in continental breakfast!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 03:29 pm

Just trying to eliminate the other possibilities!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 03:30 pm

Your in strange territory here!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 03:32 pm

Certainly seems pee-culiar.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 12, 2007 at 03:45 pm

B1: You’re a real pis tol when it comes to this!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 03:58 pm

I hope the other readers have had time to absorb all this!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 03:59 pm

I wonder who leaked this story to the press?



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 04:04 pm

Proof,

I doo-doo appreciate the compliment.  But its time for a break.  Filets in a blackened skillet, baked potato, and a bottle of very un-Baptist Merlot.

Its enough to wet your appetite.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on May 12, 2007 at 04:04 pm

Ah! Other fish to fry!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 04:10 pm

This is going to raise quite a stink.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on May 12, 2007 at 04:14 pm

It does give new meaning to “knowing when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em!”



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 04:21 pm

What is reeeeally troubling is they are REUSABLE!

Using less disposable income!


A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 04:33 pm

Time to flush this thread.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on May 12, 2007 at 04:48 pm

In the bathroom they have oversized changing stations where they bring you free drinks, eh?


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 05:26 pm

So if someone is playing cards and they have a royal flush? What does that mean?…

Zsa Zsa on May 12, 2007 at 05:40 pm

In the bathroom they have oversized changing stations

Bathrooms? We don’t need no stinking bathrooms!
(With my apologies to John Huston!)


A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 05:49 pm

Gives a whole new meaning to “change girls” in the casino, too!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 06:05 pm

...and possibly, casino chips!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 06:11 pm

Just don’t try your luck at the craps table!


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 06:16 pm

Bathrooms? We don’t need no stinking bathrooms!

My bad - powder rooms.


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 06:20 pm

In blackjack, I would rather loose that end up with a push.


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 06:25 pm

HAhahahahaha… Can you imagine the crap tables? Yikes! That is scary!

Zsa Zsa on May 12, 2007 at 06:30 pm

What do you suppose they would do on a gambling ship? Would they send people out to the poop deck?

Zsa Zsa on May 12, 2007 at 06:36 pm

You folks must be tired after all that punning. Time for your nappies!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 07:06 pm

Proof
You’re right. Its time for a change.


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 07:11 pm

I thought by the time we got to the bottom of this thread, we’d have more half-assed puns! Cheeky of me to think that!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 07:15 pm

I guess we’re not all that we’re cracked up to be!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 07:16 pm

Its getting late, we’re just pooped, thats all.


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 07:21 pm

a perfect fit for “gamblers at all-night casinos,” among other people

who else? female astronauts?


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 07:26 pm

"need to drive nonstop across the country to don a wig and mace that bitch who is stealing your crush? don’t piss your carseat, let Kitchener adult diapers do the dirty work for you. - Kitchener, helping bitches piss themselves on vengeful car trips in style - now available in stylish white and burgundy, with easy off velcro enclosures!”


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 07:31 pm

female astronauts?

All of the space men knew her!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 07:31 pm

after pulling an all nighter at the Sphinx, one can bring new meaning to ‘betting on it‘.


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 07:40 pm

personally i like to gamble when i’m well rested so i don’t make any rash decisions. its all fun and games until you blow what you’ve been saving.


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 07:43 pm

its not smart to waste time at the casino. especially if one can get a private room just for two.


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 07:46 pm

Rash and waste have been done Sparkie...try to keep up!
In fact, we’ve done nearly all of them, except for my Italian grandfather and his hard of hearing daughter. He always used to ask, “Are you deaf-a Kate?”



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 07:58 pm

proof
sorry. tomorrow i’m going to talk to kitchener about their products that might enable me to never miss another pun.


rasberry

Sparkie Arbuckle on May 12, 2007 at 08:06 pm

I think they could ac-commode-ate you!



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on May 12, 2007 at 08:07 pm

you all have such a dry sense of humor wink

I love it when I can manage to get the last word in.


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Anna on May 29, 2007 at 03:10 pm
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