“We Welcome Diversity”
Ocean Haven
Nature Friendly Lodging on the Beautiful Oregon Coast
WE WELCOME DIVERSITY
Respecting the interdependence & diversity of all nature loving species.
Cool!
NO SMOKERS
For health, safety and conservation concerns, Ocean Haven is unable to accommodate smokers.
Awww. What if they’re hand rolled cigarettes with no filters?
NO OPEN FIRES
NO BEACH FIRES * NO BBQ * NO CANDLES * NO INCENSE
These guys don’t seem like a lot of fun.
NATURE FRIENDLY
Nature-friendly cleaning & maintenance. Committed to limiting human impact on nature.
No Hummers, No RVs, No Bush Voters (due to his environmental destructive policies e.g.; nonparticipation in Kyoto Treaty, The Clear Skies Act, continuation of naval sonar in marine mammal habitats…)
Ah haha. If you don’t think that a worldwide socialist redistribution scheme involving the selling and buying of “carbon credits” is such a good idea, they don’t want you to stay at their place. If you don’t think that national defense should take a back seat to whales, they don’t want you to stay at their place.
People are strange sometimes.
(via Right Thinking from the Left Coast)



