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I wonder which one of John Edwards’ “two Americas” reads Men’s Vogue?

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And by the way, which one of Edwards’ campaign staffers thought it’d be a good idea to have the most effeminate candidate in the 2008 race appear in the male version of a women’s magazine? Have they decided to just embrace the dandy image and run with it?

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  1. Robert Perry on July 2nd, 2007 at 7:28 am

    Could he have done more to prove Ann Coulter was right without putting on body paint and marching in a “Pride” parade? :^)

    (yes, I know that not every dandy out there is, but….)

  2. The_Whistler_ofnd on July 2nd, 2007 at 7:06 am

    I’m surprised the Dog didn’t bite him.

  3. proof_positive on July 2nd, 2007 at 11:20 am

    Golden god Adonis aside, can you imagine any of the really great Presidents in history doing anything similar? (Although this may dovetail with his wife Lizzie courting the gay vote!)
    Had a similar publication been available, can anyone imagine George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Franklin Roosevelt, Dwight Eisenhower, US Grant…posing for a fashion magazine???
    Edwards is presumably running for Commander-in-Chief of the world’s last remaining superpower. If this were his legacy, can you imagine people saying,

    “Well, he couldn’t keep us out of a thermo-nuclear war, but wasn’t he a stylish dresser?

  4. The_Whistler_ofnd on July 2nd, 2007 at 1:22 pm

    Robert108, Anna….Are or have you two every been married to eachother?

  5. proof_positive on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:05 am

    I’d never heard of “Men’s Vogue” before. (How very un-meterosexual of me!) I would have suspected photoshopping, but apparently there are “sister” sites to Men’s Vogue, such as:

    Lipstick.com
    Epicurious
    Concierge
    Self

    Plus there’s a great picture of Edwards who appears to have a finger stuck up his nose!

  6. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    lol.. it wouldn’t matter what I say, you’d come up with something else. If I said you post as robert108 you’d most likely find a way to oppose my belief there also. :P

  7. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:43 pm

    And when others have opinions that clash and turn slightly into a pissing match … you make the same recommendations to them Rob?

  8. electnixon on July 2nd, 2007 at 7:56 am

    I may have to rethink my preference for Carhartt coats (and dogs, pickups, trees & nazis). (kidding about the nazis).

    Is Edwards considered one of the “10 beauties with brains”? I wonder where he landed on the list.

  9. Eneils Bailey on July 2nd, 2007 at 7:41 am

    “Along with the piercing blue eyes, slashing V-shaped smile, and a shimmering burgundy shirt tucked into stonewashed Levi’s resting low on the hips, the hair completes the man: John Edwards, a populist Adonis, a golden god of a Southern Democrat.”

    Yeah, all that is really nice if you want to be a “San Francisco Treat.”

    And besides, most men can’t vote for a guy who squats to piss.

  10. proof_positive on July 3rd, 2007 at 7:37 am

    100% of polled John Edwards agree that John Edwards is the best!

    Polled John Edwards?

    Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) – Cite This Source
    polled /poÊŠld/ Pronunciation Key – Show Spelled Pronunciation[pohld] Pronunciation Key – Show IPA Pronunciation
    –adjective 1. hornless, esp. genetically hornless, as the Aberdeen Angus.
    2. Obsolete. having the hair cut off.

  11. proof_positive on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:42 am

    I would almost to think you guys are judging his looks on how you feel about him in general.

    Nope! Just judging how far up his nose his finger goes by how many knuckles I can count!

  12. Eneils Bailey on July 2nd, 2007 at 11:31 am

    Rob,

    That cat looks like my cat, “Mister Wilford.” The same white blaze up his nose onto his forehead, white vest and belly, with four white socks. Mister Wilford’s tail is only about a half inch long.

  13. Eneils Bailey on July 2nd, 2007 at 8:57 am

    “So he must be manly. I guess.”

    Guess again.

  14. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:36 am

    Woof: I’ve come to expect gay slurs from the lefties, where Republicans are concerned. I guess you don’t get the irony…

    “Men’s Vogue”??? I would say something else, but I’m afraid I’ll be sent to rehab…

  15. proof_positive on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:40 am

    Metrosexual?

    Forgive me for not knowing how to spell it off the top of my head! But, are you implying that all those guys whose pictures you posted are metrosexuals because they wear suits and are on TV?
    Which pig are you putting lipstick on this time?

  16. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:38 am

    If I didn’t know better I would almost to think you guys are judging his looks on how you feel about him in general. Physically, he is handsome enough to be on a cover.. I’d say he’s even prettier than Ann Coulter.
    As for you guys not aware of this magazines existence then it’s time y’all get off your ugly asses and find out what you have to look like, act like, feel like, in order to be wanted by the opposite sex. Fact, it’s about time y’all learn the right way to shave to please the women, the right way to dress to please the women, the right jobs to attract women, what surgeries to obtain so you erotically please the women.. and don’t forget the hair coloring and God forbid you carry a few extra pounds because you’re considered gross and unsexy but trust me this magazine will tell you how to solve all your flaws.
    Magazines have always been such help to women I can only say I’m so glad they can finally share their grand wisdom with the rest of the population. ;)

  17. Eneils Bailey on July 2nd, 2007 at 10:11 am

    “I’d say he’s even prettier than Ann Coulter.”

    Yeah, I agree with you there. Put him on all fours in a in a pristine pasture and he would be the “Montana Sheep-herders dream.”

    I usually find a monetary reward pleases most women for the services they render.

    I have found trying to solicit affections based on a magazine article pales into comparision to going after the greedy aspect of the feminine nature.

  18. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Anna: I assume you are joking, but you do make the point about how the left wants to feminize men.

  19. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 10:58 am

    As for the lefts trying to feminism men I can’t honestly say if they are or not.

    I can.

  20. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 10:20 am

    Eneils Bailey

    I usually find a monetary reward pleases most women for the services they render.

    Sheesh…You talking about about a street corner vender or a date?

  21. Eneils Bailey on July 3rd, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    If John Edwards were to ever be elected(Heaven forbid) it would go a long way to the completion of the psychological political pussification of the American male.

    Just think, Alan Alda in Charge of the Department of Gender Identity.
    Fireside chats with John on the proper use of make-up and proper hair care.
    If his tax increase proposals fail, he could sue the American public, while channeling the ghosts of Engels and Marx.
    His wife as Secretary of Defense, since he seems totally incapable of dealing with criticism and prefers to send her out to his defense.
    He could fund a new international Wussie Corps, dedicated volunteers to roam the world instructing people in third world countries how to dress and groom before they enter this country illegally.

    John Edwards, a person of two Americas fame. Never bother to dwell on some introspection and personal hopes of extracting yourself from a miserable situation, just let me blame someone else for your woes in life.
    The devil has no shadow, as John Edwards has no personal integrity.

  22. juandos on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:31 pm

    Does Edwards look like yet another prison wet dream?

    Consider the following: John Edwards

  23. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    Anna: I haven’t insulted you, unless you regard pointing out your repeated misuse of “principle” to be an insult. If pointing out your error seems an insult to you, no “discussion” is possible with you. I notice you continue with the insults, and are still not using any factual/logical arguments.

  24. kbiel on July 2nd, 2007 at 10:02 am

    Yes, WOOF, because wearing a suit and tie is sooo effeminate. And you caught Glenn Beck wearing a sweater in a color combination I’m fairly certain my wife would disapprove of. Trés féminine.

  25. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 10:14 am

    Anna: I assume you are joking

    yes robert108 … when I joke I normally ;) or even lol on occasion. As for the lefts trying to feminism men I can’t honestly say if they are or not.
    I meant that men and women magazine are asinine period. I was saying that the magazine is trying to tell men what women see as the perfect man …just like the magazines have been telling us for years what the perfect woman is.

  26. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 1:04 pm

    Anna: Your lame attempt at personal attack is a signal that you have run out of ideas, but lack the character to admit defeat or a draw. So sad.

  27. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    robert108, do others a favor and get your big boy underwear on and realize not all people see life as pessimistic as you do. Maybe lighten up a bit and consider that some like to enjoy discussing issues. Of course it’s just a suggestion and you’re more than welcome to continue being the insipid old geezer you present yourself as being.

  28. Bat One on July 2nd, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    My goodness, I feel gay just having read that.

    Rob,

    You are such a flaming faggot! And if Edwards sends his wife Elizabeth over here to right the indignity of your snide remark and defend his… ahem!… manhood, you’ll really be in trouble.

    //sarcasm//

  29. The_Whistler_ofnd on July 2nd, 2007 at 8:24 am

    I’m not wearing my Carhartt jacket for at least six months.

    Good thing it’s summer and we don’t get that much snow up here in ND until September.

  30. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    For shits sake robert108 CAN YOU NOT TAKE A JOKE? Pardon me if I had the audacity to attempt to ease the mood a lil’. I will take this time right now to mark it down so I don’t make that mistake again.

  31. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    I was beginning to wonder the same thing myself.

    Now, that’s just wrong.

  32. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    ol.. it wouldn’t matter what I say, you’d come up with something else. If I said you post as robert108 you’d most likely find a way to oppose my belief there also.

    Wrong again. My life is not centered on you. If I disagree with something you write, I disagree. I’m not being doctrinaire.

  33. The_Whistler_ofnd on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:14 am

    Plus there’s a great picture of Edwards who appears to have a finger stuck up his nose!

    “get that finger out of your ‘nose’ you don’t know where that fingers been.”

    Rex Kramer

  34. Mossberg on July 2nd, 2007 at 4:52 pm

    Can we just get back to discussing what a twink Edwards is instead of this pissing match…

  35. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 1:29 pm

    lol, the Whistler, nahh.. if that was the case his name here would be “the late robert108″ :)

  36. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    Pardon me if I had the audacity to attempt to ease the mood a lil’.

    Apparently you failed. Personal attack isn’t really all that successful at “easing the mood a bit”, does it? Sticking to reason and facts works a lot better.

  37. The_Whistler_ofnd on July 2nd, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    My goodness, I feel gay just having read that.

    You better go watch a hockey game or ultimate fighting championship and get rid of that.

  38. dk on July 3rd, 2007 at 3:54 am

    Sounds like a lot of jealousy!

    John Edwards is the best candidate for 2008 – check out the real issues and stop drooling over the clothes!
    http://www.johnedwards.com/about/issues/

    http://www.johnedwards.com/news/press-releases/

  39. Eneils Bailey on July 2nd, 2007 at 11:11 am

    “Have any of you tried to read the article?”

    I read the article and had an arousal that I prefer not to talk about.

  40. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 1:20 pm

    I have plenty to continue with robert108.
    Those were not juvenile insults, I was simply livening up the facts. You probably are correct though, and I should not have reacted in any way to you insulting me first .. so please accept my apology for that.

  41. robert108 on July 2nd, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Anna: I do like to discuss issues, but apparently you don’t, instead preferring juvenile insults instead of giving logical/factual support for your position.

  42. Eneils Bailey on July 2nd, 2007 at 8:32 am

    electnixon,

    Very perspective on your part. I did not notice those things in the picture.

    I just have this visceral reaction to JE whenever he pretends that he is a man or that he really cares about anyone other than himself. Anyone who has to prey on hardships endured by his family and call out his wife to constantly defend him does not engender feelings in others that can be associated with a leader.

    John Edwards has become a political cartoon.

  43. John M. on July 2nd, 2007 at 8:11 am

    Sheesh. I didn’t even know “Men’s Vogue” existed. What a fop.

  44. Anna on July 2nd, 2007 at 10:55 am

    LOL, I’ve caught your underlying point Eneils Bailey and I understand completely but, as for me, I take the grand wisdom I obtained from past temporary lack of senses and then I never let myself forget the good fortune that no human is the same as another. :)

  45. Mickey on July 2nd, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    Mens Vogue? That’s just gay. Nothing out of character there.

    But hey, I can’t wait to see the racist side of the DNC when they nominate Hillary over Obama. Sparks will fly.
    The hood will riot. This could damage her seriously.

  46. Eneils Bailey on July 2nd, 2007 at 10:35 am

    You pay one way or another.

    A wedding in a nice cathedral or a chance meeting on the corner yields the same results.

    The corner engagement yields less long-term entanglement and I refer to them as dates.

  47. WOOFX on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:14 am

    Metrosexual?

    He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK

  48. robport on July 2nd, 2007 at 8:20 am

    He’s got a Carhartt jacket though. And a truck. And a dog. So he must be manly. I guess.

  49. robport on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:37 am

    So…these photos are from Men’s Vogue then Poodle?

    What’s your point again? That conservatives are disproportionately attractive?

    We knew that.

  50. robport on July 2nd, 2007 at 11:03 am

    Have any of you tried to read the article?

    The hair, up close, is peppered with tiny strands of blond. Chestnut brown and so finely trimmed, mellifluous, smooth, and feathery, it could almost be a weave, the Platonic ideal as imagined by the Hair Club for Men. Along with the piercing blue eyes, slashing V-shaped smile, and a shimmering burgundy shirt tucked into stonewashed Levi’s resting low on the hips, the hair completes the man: John Edwards, a populist Adonis, a golden god of a Southern Democrat.

    My goodness, I feel gay just having read that.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

  51. robport on July 2nd, 2007 at 9:06 am

    Edwards is so going to clobber you with his stylish, $1,100 Armani man-purse.

  52. robport on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    Well, you guys certainly like bitching at each other enough.

    Seriously. Get a room or something.

  53. robport on July 2nd, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    Bat,

    Rob,

    You are such a flaming faggot!

    Hey, Eneils was the one who said he felt…aroused.

    Robert108, Anna….Are or have you two every been married to eachother?

    I was beginning to wonder the same thing myself.

  54. robport on July 3rd, 2007 at 3:57 am

    Shorter DK:

    John Edwards is the best candidate according to John Edwards!

    100% of polled John Edwards agree that John Edwards is the best!

  55. robport on July 2nd, 2007 at 11:17 am

    Too much information, Mr. Bailey. Far, far too much.

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