Truth In Satire
This is from The People’s Cube and is brilliant in its simplicity. It’s great satire.
BAGHDAD - The recent gains by US military in Iraq appear to be the result of a new approach that copies attack strategies used by the Democrats against Republicans in Washington. “Relentless, unprovoked, ungrounded, and indiscriminate attacks for the sake of attacking - whoever, whatever, whenever - have sent the enemy cowering into the deepest holes, immobilized with panic and despair. Impressed by such a resounding success, the Pentagon is now trying to adapt the same strategy to fight insurgency in Iraq,” U.S. Lt. Gen. David Petraeus said Friday.
Experts point out that the Pentagon had been borrowing from the Democrat playbook before. The safe Green Zone in Baghdad, for instance, is an exact replica of the heavily fortified Blue Zone in DC, with a system of checkpoints allowing entry exclusively to the Democrat-friendly journalists, volunteers, and job seekers.
Similarly, the infamous Whack-a-Mole strategy in Iraq was but an emulation of the earlier Democrat approach to hammering the GOP forces - a game of futility that continued until the player got tired and quit or he ran out of money and ammunition. But it only had a temporary effect, suppressing the enemy in one area but allowing the Republicans to regroup and re-emerge somewhere else.
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