Top Ten Reasons to Give Obama a Nobel Peace Prize

  •  October 10, 2009

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Top Ten Reasons to Give Obama a Nobel Peace Prize:
10. First eleven days of his administration, he didn’t invade the Sudetenland
9. He keeps Joe Biden out of the Situation Room AND “the Loop“!
8. Lobbying with First Dog Bo to give dogs the vote.
7. Keeps sending Hillary out of the country. (per Bill C.)
6. Took missiles out of Poland because of all those jokes he heard growing up.
5. Managed to successfully avoid confrontation with anti-war protester Cindy Sheehan
4. Personally kept New York City on terror alert readiness with low level fly bys of Air Force one
3. Encouraged inventor of gas mask bra every time Michelle wasn’t looking.
2. Successfully lobbied for independence for eight of the 58 states.
And the number one reason to give Obama a Nobel Peace Prize?
1. He single handedly saved Chicago from invasion by foreigners.
Cross Posted at Proof Positive

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  • http://Array sayanything-5721

    I voted for him for the heisman trophy he deserves it

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Gives a whole new meaning to togetherness in adversity!

  • http://stopthepresses2.blogspot.com/ stopthepresses

    Up in the hills we had what we would call The Noballs Peach Prize, that you would get fo being a chicken and not shootin at yo neighbor. Does this be what Obama done won. It sure do be fittin. It more easier to come by then a chicken for the fox who got in the hen house.

  • http://www.hainess.co.id/ MAI

    Good LUck to Obama!!! ^^

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    When did he do that?

    Last week in Copenhagen, of course!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    That remark from Steyn? That’s going to leave a mark!

  • sayanything-1714

    Speaking of togetherness in adversity..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0TjfOKnF-c

  • sayanything-342

    “As President, I will make the fight against al-Qaida and the Taliban the top priority.” (July 15, 2008) ©BHO

    “Why squander your presidency on trying to turn an economically moribund feudal backwater into a functioning nation state when you can turn a functioning nation state into an economically moribund feudal backwater?” ©MARK STEYN

  • spartacus
  • spartacus

    Actually I’m glad he saved Chicago from Foreigners

    When did he do that? I was there last year, sounded to me like Minnesota won the invasion, eh. ‘ Of course that was the upper west side and they might have been cheese heads. Doesn’t matter, they’re all filthy Scandi snow backs!

  • sayanything-21

    Actually I’m glad he saved Chicago from Foreigners

  • spartacus

    so he’s taken up chewing tobacco too?

  • gunny6

    He is so awsome!!!! What a merciful Savior……..

  • sayanything-6955

    Ah, Proof, the bra gas mask is genius!

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