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Friday, August 31, 2007

Tony Snow Resigning Effective September 14th

He’s dealt with the hostile, rabidly anti-Bush Washington press corps for a year and a half while simultaneously battling cancer.  Dude deserves some time off.

Meanwhile he’s going to be replaced by Dana *swoon* Perino:

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I might actually have to start watching the White House press conferences instead of just perusing the transcripts.

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Umm, I think that Say Anything needs to have all press conferences live blogged from now on. 

Pick me pick me.


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The Whistler on August 31, 2007 at 09:48 am

Is she another statistic of the “Babe Therory”? She is beautiful and Republican… God bless Tony Snow. I wish him well.

Zsa Zsa on August 31, 2007 at 09:53 am

This is the closest thing to a Friday Girl in quite a while. =)

Lonely Federalist on August 31, 2007 at 10:18 am

Rob, does your wife know you’re swooning?  DOES SHE?!? ANSWER THE QUESTION!!


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Hoodlumman on August 31, 2007 at 11:18 am
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ZZ,

Most people here appreciate a brain, whether it is contained in the head of a male or female.

But you have to factor in the male perspective…

We like to swoon...over the poon(tang)

Eneils Bailey on August 31, 2007 at 01:44 pm

EB...Do you remember the Babe Therory at WILLisms.com? It was one of his first.  Poon(tang) ? What the heck is poon(tang)??? You guys are the funniest and most interesting group around! First it is Whistle with his duct tape and or gorrilla tape. Now it is EB and poon(tang)…

Zsa Zsa on August 31, 2007 at 02:04 pm

I don’t know either.  Maybe it has something to do with what the astronauts drink?


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The Whistler on August 31, 2007 at 02:07 pm

It is kinda like moon tang???? That is a great word though. Poon(tang). Hmmm…

Zsa Zsa on August 31, 2007 at 02:12 pm

Maybe it would be best not to use it around your kids and mother and minister.

Wasn’t Eddie Murphy stationed there in Vietnam.


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The Whistler on August 31, 2007 at 02:14 pm

Allow me.

Definition of poontang...


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Hoodlumman on August 31, 2007 at 02:15 pm

Leave it to my precious Hoodlumman to define poontang for me. Thanks man, you are the greatest! You can still learn something new everyday.

Zsa Zsa on August 31, 2007 at 02:21 pm
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Perrino is a hottie, for sure, but at the end of the day just a *better looking* liar for team Bush.

Side note - just wondering why the comments are off on your gratuitous swipe at the Clintons a couple of posts down. I followed your convenient link and found the bullshit at the end of it. Open up the comments on that post why don’t you, and prepare to get edumacated on the most corrupt administration in history (hint: not Bush although he makes a very game effort).

graybeard on August 31, 2007 at 02:28 pm

just wondering why the comments are off on your gratuitous swipe at the Clintons a couple of posts down.

Because that post is a referral to a post on the readers’ blogs.  We prefer not to steal the other writers thunder when it comes to credit and comments. 

So follow the link and join in the conversation.


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The Whistler on August 31, 2007 at 02:32 pm
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ZZ,

Poon(tang)… for me it is an arousal of interest based upon the whole person(female)(now if that is not some kind of liberal crap, I’ll buy your next Starbuck’s)

OK… She appears to be a babe..with all the babe characteristics..stacked, structured, constructed with all the femininity in the right places. and if had enough money, I would buy some of that.

Still does not define poon(tang), does it?

I am totally indefensible here, does anyone know how to define poon(tang)(I could be totally crude here, but it would not further t discussion.)or am I caught in a regional colloquialism?

Eneils Bailey on August 31, 2007 at 02:45 pm

Eneils, you’re pretty much buried and have expressed your desire to obtain a bit of Dana Perino’s vagina.

hth


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Hoodlumman on August 31, 2007 at 02:47 pm

HA ha!...Too dang funny!

Zsa Zsa on August 31, 2007 at 02:57 pm
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Hoodlumman,

You are probably closer to being right than when you were in the fourth grade and discovered that 2+2=4 or you got a swat on your fat ass.

PoonTang is a dead issue ...ok…

I don’t want to talk about PoonTang anymore.

Eneils Bailey on August 31, 2007 at 02:59 pm
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Ummmmmm....

Dana Perino.... breakfast ...lunch ....snack ...dinner ....

Ummm, PoonTang, is that a Cambodian dish?

Eneils Bailey on August 31, 2007 at 03:10 pm

First, Poon tang is of unknown origin, although it is thought to have to do with a sweet southern pudding type dessert that was referred to in the old saying, ‘what’s your name? Pudding tang, ask me again and I’ll tell you the same.’ Then it became a vulgar slang term used by southern blacks to refer to a woman’s vagina, being sweet to those who like to lick it!

Next, the above responses, including Rob’s were, in my opinion, mostly quite immature, trite and did not pay due respect to Tony Snow’s exceptional service, his kindness as a human being or the great trial he has been dealing with in regards to his health; plus it makes Ms. Perino appear like another piece of sexual meat for guys to drool over, versus respecting her own considerable skills.

I would say that most in the above group would rather display low class than no class at all.


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Neiman on August 31, 2007 at 03:37 pm
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Ummm, PoonTang, is that a Cambodian dish?

Isn’t PoonTang what the astronauts drink?

k_lunch on August 31, 2007 at 03:38 pm

Next, the above responses, including Rob’s were, in my opinion, mostly quite immature, trite....

That would only hurt if it were true.

Ouch.

Isn’t PoonTang what the astronauts drink?

I said it first so nah-nah.


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The Whistler on August 31, 2007 at 03:56 pm
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I said it first so nah-nah.

Crap.  I missed that one.  So many comments to read about poontang, so little time in the day.

k_lunch on August 31, 2007 at 04:01 pm

Poon tang - a tasty vitamin enriched drink made out of poons (or is it plums).


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docdave on August 31, 2007 at 04:58 pm
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This thread reminds me of “a jewel of gold in a swines snout”.  The lady doesn’t deserve to be on the same page.

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