This Is A Little Creepy

This is from the Jerusalem Post via the Associated Press:
May. 21, 2007 23:03
Egypt: Fatwa allows breast-feeding among adults
Al-Azhar University, one of Sunni Islam’s most prestigious institutions, ordered one of its clerics Monday to face a disciplinary panel after he issued a controversial decree allowing adults to breast-feed.
Ezzat Attiya had issued a fatwa, or religious edict, saying adult men could breast-feed from female work colleagues as a way to avoid breaking Islamic rules that forbid men and women from being alone together.
In Islamic tradition, breast-feeding establishes a degree of maternal relation, even if a woman nurses a child who is not biologically hers. It means the child could not marry the nursing woman’s biological children.
Attiya – the head of Al-Azhar’s Department of Hadith, or teachings of the Prophet Muhammad – insisted the same would apply with adults. He argued that if a man nursed from a co-worker, it would establish a family bond between them and allow the two to work side-by-side without raising suspicion of an illicit sexual relation.
No wonder these people have problems.
Sheesh.

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  • http://Array FlyOnTheWall

    Do you have to get actual milk or could I just pretend? An important distinction me thinks.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Milk! It does a body good!

  • Seth Yantiss

    Ezzat Attiya had issued a fatwa, or religious edict, saying adult men could breast-feed from female work colleagues as a way to avoid breaking Islamic rules that forbid men and women from being alone together.

    HAHAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! So you can be alone with her if you suck her tits first!!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    OMG that’s FUNNY!!!

    “No Abul, you cannot be alone with this woman unless you first ‘Get Milk’”
    (oh I can see the advertizing campaigns now)…

    I bet this won’t deter many men from spending time with the opposite sex… in fact, I bet more try…

  • Dallas

    She doesn’t have to be pregnant, does she?

  • Dave Turcotte

    Wow- and they wonder why they are still living in a sandbox!!! Can you do it more than once?

  • Mickey

    Well this trend is certainly going to ruin sales of breast milk on eBay

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Silly cleric . . . t*ts are for kids.

    -ProUSA comment on LGF

  • Pilgrim

    How would one go about asking a co-worker to, er, share some time with you like this? “Excuse me, Miss, but would you mind if….”

    Nah. Probably not.

  • Mickey

    Now Now Pilgrim that is not very PC of you. We must acknowledge the “diversity” here.

    gag

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Gives a whole new meaning to “bosom buddies”!

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/sparkiearbuckle sayanything-81

    Dude.
    At work, people meet around the water cooler, not the milk warmer!
    It would obsolesce non-dairy creamer pretty quick. Judy! Come top off my coffee for me girl!

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