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There's gotta be something wrong with these guys (via The Agitator).

Adding and Subtracting - Ryan and Dave are the most unique identical twins you'll ever meet. After tiring of piercing, tattoos, and implants about three years ago, they began exploring much heavier surgical modifications. Dave had spent two and a half years in pre-med at Queens University in Kingston, and using contacts made both there and online he and his twin brother have changed themselves in ways far beyond anything anyone else has ever attempted.

I'll bet you're wondering how they've changed themselves. You can click through and read the entire interview or you can just look below.



That's a real arm attached to that man's chest. And its not the arm of a stranger either. Its his twin brother's arm with they had amputated and attached to his pectoral muscle.

But that's not the end to their madness. Look at what they did to their fingers.



Now I'll bet you're wondering what these two do for a living that they can afford to have such meaningless surgery done to themselves and look the way they do. Well, here's your answer.

BME: Can I ask what the two of you do for a living? I assume you don't have regular jobs.

DAVE: We make a great living in the traditional world. I'm not going to say the name of our company, but to suffice it to say that we're the sixth largest producer of adult entertainment software in North America. The Ferrari Dino 246 that Ryan is leaning on right now is a $50,000 car. That may not seem like a lot of money, but we paid it off in one day. Not all "freaks" are punk kids.

Well, that explains it I guess.

So what's next for this intrepid duo?

BME: What modifications does the future hold for you two?

DAVE: We've got some genital work planned that's pretty exciting. As soon as it happens we'll be sure to update BME readers with some photos.

I think I'll pass.