The “Jessica Simpson In A Bikini” Open Thread





My only complaint: What's with the big, stupid sun glasses?
Seriously. They look dumb.





I don’t like the stupid hat, either. It’s too “Paris Hilton” for my tastes.
Seriously. They look dumb.
Just so that she’s not mistaken for an astrophysicist.
I’d hate to mistake her for a singer too.
How about some of those Margaret Cho in a bikini pictures, or are you still hoarding them?
Anyone who can look at these pictures of Jessica Simpson, and think of Margaret Cho is also in serious need of medical attention.
That warning about Wisconsin doctors’ licenses still applies.
Um, is she available yet?
Just askin’.
Ken,
I believe Rob can provide you with details of Margaret’s next scheduled tour dates.
Yes, Rob has them posted at his Margaret Cho shrine.
I don’t like the stupid hat
Hat, I didn’t see no hat.
Thank you Rob .... From the bottom of my heart .... thank you!
What’s with all the cloths? That’s what I don’t get.
C’mon Jess, get ride of those binding bikini peices. You’ll feel better, and well, I’ll feel better.
Now that I think about it… she must really be stupid. She’s lying out with a big ass hat and big ass sunglasses and a skimpy ass bikini, but there’s no sun…
WTF!?!
LMAO! I see that I’m not the only person who busts Rob’s chops about Margaret Cho! :-D
Seriously, though, Jessica Simpson may be a talentless, vacuous bimbo, but she is undeniably hot.........
Just a question, has Rob sent mostly naked pictures of M. Cho to everyone, or just to me? I don’t know if I should be honored or offended.
Whistler, you should feel honoured, of course! Rob doesn’t share his stash of Margaret Cho nudes with just anyone!
I think he also wanted to show how good he is at digital photography. (Not all that good in my opinion.)
Are you saying that Rob took the Margaret Cho photos on his own, because we KNOW that he didn’t take those of Jessica Simpson.
It is my understanding that Rob’s house is a virtual shrine to Margaret Cho.
Are you saying that Rob took the Margaret Cho photos on his own,
I don’t know that for a fact, but he seems awfully proud of them. Besides I don’t think Mcho would pose like that for just anyone.
"I don’t think Mcho would pose like that for just anyone.”
You have a point there. There was definitely a sense of familiarity and comfort to her posing.
I didn’t take the Cho photos, but the Jessica Simpson photos are actually mine.
Jess was down at my lake cabin and we were just fooling around with the cameras a bit. She’s a sweet girl, and not nearly so dumb as you guys make out. She’s really got the hots for me, but I had to tell her that I’m a taken man.
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Rob’s recently listened-to songs:
Boys, boys, boys! More fun in the schoolyard. Rob, maybe you should post that state flower photo to calm these guys down a bit. Maybe some talk about the state bird and the state seal. You know, end recess and go inside and act mature for a bit. I am tempted to go on a feminist rant here, but I am busy.
She’s really got the hots for me, but I had to tell her that I’m a taken man.
Margaret would never forgive you if you cheated on her.
Feminist rant? I wouldn’t be opposed to posting some pictures of hot guys here...except that I’m straight and really not into that sort of thing.
If you want I could give you a posting account and you could put up some dude pictures.
Whistler: You really want to end up banned just like Diane don’t you?
When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Rob’s recently listened-to songs:
post that state flower photo
That Prarie Rose is hotter than hot.
Whistler: You really want to end up banned just like Diane don’t you?
You told me that your fiance never checks out the site, so how’s she going to find out about your infatuation with Ms. Cho.
I’m not going to tell her.
I posted those pictures of Cho so we could mock her
Kinda a domination thing?
I guess we’ve taken this subject about as far as it can go.