The Gift That’s Never Returned

  •  December 31, 2006

More money has been wasted on wedding gifts than any other private enterprise. The one gift that’s always appreciated is money.
If you care to, you can give Rob a wedding gift by clicking on the donate button near the bottom of the right column.
Heck there’s no reason for Rob to even tell the ball and chain what he got.
Ninety-nine percent of wedding gifts are bought by women for the bride anyway. I mean what guy wants a bunch of fancy picture frames to cover every horizontal surface in the house? I’m sure Zsa Zsa will probably be sending him a silver candy dish that won’t ever come out of the cupboard.
So if you’re a reader and a guy go ahead and give Rob the best wedding gift of all. I just did my present of $50. Of course I don’t expect everyone to give that much. Even five dollars will count up.

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  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    That is, fill it… usually with something completely meaningless and unnecessary.

    BTW Bat, any idea what they’re are talking about?

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Umm Sphag apparently you aren’t married?

    Women want every horizontal surface (coffee tables, end tables, etc) to be covered by something.

    I mean, where are you supposed to put your pizza boxes?

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    BTW: I’m not against pictures on the wall; WHERE THEY BELONG!

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    :)

  • http://www.sayanythingblog.com/ electnixon

    I believe that W was referring to table frames, which cover dressers, sofa tables, end tables, etc. At least wall frames aren’t as easy to knock over. I don’t know how many times I’ve caught my elbow on a darned table frame and knock it and countless knicknacks around.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Yep, ElectNixon’s got it.

  • Bat One

    BTW Bat, any idea what they’re are talking about?

    Whistler,

    Huh? Why would I want to know THAT???

  • http://vdvfamily.com/ Sphagnum

    Umm Sphag apparently you aren’t married?

    Women want every horizontal surface (coffee tables, end tables, etc) to be covered by something.

    Ah, I get it. I am married (going on 4 years now), but we have almost all our pictures on the walls so I didn’t think of tables, etc. My mistake ;-)

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Lucky guy.

  • http://www.sayanythingblog.com/ electnixon

    Good idea, Whistler. I’m in for $20. Congrats Rob.

  • Bat One

    Women want every horizontal surface (coffee tables, end tables, etc) to be covered by something.

    Whistler,

    I have noticed the very same phenomenon. And in many cases it extends to vertical surfaces and beyond.

    In my experience, women are very much inclined to treat a swath of silence in exactly the same manner they would an empty wall or the top of a bare, uncluttered coffee table. That is, fill it… usually with something completely meaningless and unnecessary.

  • http://vdvfamily.com/ Sphagnum

    I mean what guy wants a bunch of fancy picture frames to cover every horizontal surface in the house?

    I believe you mean vertical ;-) Unless you put pictures on your ceilings and floors……. hehe

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