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The Funny (?) Side of Islam

By Bat1 on September 8, 2006 at 11:44 am
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It has been noted that one of the problems with Islam is a well-defined lack of humor. Over at a blog entitled Planck’s Constant, an effort is underway to make up for that deficiency. Some samples:

What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? What’s to say? You already told her twice!

What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
Lefty!

What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward?
"Live ammunition."

A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black or White?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?" This question confused the man, so he asked, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"

Hassan, a Palestinian, sees a friend over the Israeli fence. "Hey, Achmed, how do you get on the other side?" Achmed looks at him, scratches his head and says, "Hassan, you are on the other side."

And, of course, the obligatory light bulb joke,

Q. How many Palestinians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None! They sit in the dark forever and blame the Jews for it!


Rob adds: These would be funny if they were so true.

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Avatar for student student

Funny, but I’m afraid this would anger the muslims and help them in their fight against us.

student student on September 8, 2006 at 02:31 pm
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That is his point.

2Hotel9 on September 8, 2006 at 02:43 pm
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your the most ignorant piece of white trailer trash. The fact that you associat and entire group of people is disguisting and illogical. You are a terrorist with your verbal anti-semitism, yes antisemite because Arabs are semites too, who live under the oppression of radical idiots such as yourself who have no ideology or morality, rather you joke about nothing, mailny because you root from nothing, go colonize something you bored white faggot.

leslie on September 14, 2006 at 10:55 am
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your the most ignorant piece of white trailer trash. The fact that you associat and entire group of people is disguisting and illogical. You are a terrorist with your verbal anti-semitism, yes antisemite because Arabs are semites too, who live under the oppression of radical idiots such as yourself who have no ideology or morality, rather you joke about nothing, mailny because you root from nothing, go colonize something you bored white jackass

leslie on September 14, 2006 at 10:55 am
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At least we know how to type, spell, and post a comment, moron.

2Hotel9 on September 14, 2006 at 12:08 pm
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Judging from leslie’s illiterate comment(twice), it looks like this humor is right on target.

If govt control of the economy were the way to go, the Soviet Union would be the richest, most powerful nation in the history of the world.

Thanks to Obama, America remains the only country where it is illegal to drill our own oil!

robert108 on September 14, 2006 at 12:16 pm
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