The Five Stages Of This Disappointing GOP Primary Season

The Whistler  •  February 1, 2008

Shamelessly stolen from this guy:

Denial (December 31, 2007): Duncan Hunter has a chance.
Anger (after Iowa): If Huckabee gets the nomination, I’ll just stay home. The GOP is doomed.
Bargaining (after South Carolina): Please Fred, stay in the race till Super Tuesday.
Depression (after Florida): This is the field we have left to choose from? Why can’t we have a conservative choice?
Acceptance (today): Next Tuesday, I’ll hold my nose and vote for John McCain. He’s better than Hillary.

Funny because it’s true, though I haven’t quite reached the acceptance stage.

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  • http://Array Bat One

    He’s better than Hillary.

    That’s a pretty piss-poor assessment of any candidate, to say that his only redeeming quality is that he’s “better than Hillary.”

    ‘Course it doesn’t say much about Hillary either!

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    Pretty good.

    I never thought Duncan Hunter had any chance though.

    Looks like I’ll be forced to vote in the primary since the race is so close and because my state has one of those ridiculous open primaries that allows everybody and anybody to vote in my party.

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