Thanks To Capitol Hill Rennovations Harry Reid Won’t Have To Smell The Tourists Any More

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Now if he could just figure out a way where he wouldn’t have to see the great unwashed masses either he’d be set.

The Capitol Visitors Center, which opened this morning, may have tripled its original budget and fallen years behind schedule, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid found a silver lining for members of Congress: tourists won’t offend them with their B.O. anymore.
“My staff tells me not to say this, but I’m going to say it anyway,” said Reid in his remarks. “In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it’s true.”

What an arrogant clown.

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11 Responses to “Thanks To Capitol Hill Rennovations Harry Reid Won’t Have To Smell The Tourists Any More”

  1. sayanything-2407 on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:02 am

    Everyone send him dirt gym socks lol

  2. carl on December 2nd, 2008 at 11:08 am

    The real story is that it has a new Congressional bomb shelter hidden underground.

    If you remember the old Greenbrier Congressional Bomb shelter was discovered by a reporter so it can not be used.

  3. ObamaisGOd on December 2nd, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Cut off your nose Harry if you that bothered by the “smell” of us common folk. Be sure to use a rusty razor too.

  4. Rabid American on December 2nd, 2008 at 10:33 am

    Harry, you putz!

    Who do you think you work for, eh? I guess he thinks it’d be a great job if those stinky, pesky, tax payers would just shut up…..

    Harry… that smell was actually your breath blowing back into your face…… smelled like Nancy Pelosi’s A$$, I’d bet……
    ;-)

    WTF is up with Nevada anyway?

  5. Rusty on December 2nd, 2008 at 6:57 am

    Better have your olfactory senses checked Harry…that’s not the taxpayers you smell!

  6. Onslaught on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:32 am

    I’m looking directly at you.

  7. di butler on December 2nd, 2008 at 6:49 am

    Hmmm, would those same “tourists” be AKA taxpaying citizens who put you in your Senate seat, Harry? Now, if we could just protect the masses from the stench coming from Congress……….

  8. di butler on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:28 am

    Makes you want to poop in a box and mail it to him, doesn’t it? To: Harry, From: A stinky american “tourist.” Nah, he probably gets those everyday.

  9. Cris Cohen on December 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 am

    He really knows how to make people feel welcome. It’s a wonder he hasn’t been asked to write for Hallmark Cards. “To my darling wife. Just looking at you makes me want to vomit. All my love…”

  10. realitybasedbob on December 2nd, 2008 at 8:53 am

    Oh winged dick head avatar guy, thank you for your continued devotion.

    Even though I haven’t commented here, you are still thinking of me.

  11. Halatbis on December 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 am

    Arrogant clown? How about “Arrogant Ass”?

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