that was also part of your argument, that Cowboys were more masculine and manly.

Geez! Will you ever learn to read? Or is lying just so natural to you, you can’t do anything else? Please point out where I made any arguments at all about masculinity or manliness in response to your stupid comparison of cowboys and surfer dudes!

I called you a “self aggrandizing twit”. I said

“You may be right about the “cowboy way” being fiction…as least as far as it applies to those who think the “The new “Cowboy” is today board riders and surfers”.

Our own resident surfer is more like John Wayne…Gacy!”

I chided you for hotlinking, which you did and then denied, and then admitted.

I posted your picture. (Well, in truth, it was a different horse’s rear!)

The link to the thread is here, demented, lying worthless troll.

I did not discuss the masculinity or manliness of anyone nor your lack of it. That, we hold to be self evident!
Heh.

And nobody is still arguing the “cowboy way” false claim that Cowboys are manly compared to hard working people who have soft hands.

Yes, that was also part of your argument, that Cowboys were more masculine and manly.

The fact is, today they are pussies…compared to surfers. Sorry, you called us out.

vs.

I know vaginas scare you, but I assure you that they do not make the women “weird”.

I noticed your lame wit was such that you had to take my remark out of context for your lame joke.
Say, Han-job…does your Mom still have that butterfly tattoo on her ankle, or did she have it removed?

That’s Gilbert Godfrey’s……I didn’t have the heart to alter his performance art.

I’m philosophical,

You mean, you THINK you are philosophical. Your contentions are contradictory and often aren’t relevant to the topic at hand.

Reminding the right that it was Bush who handed Obama an economic disaster is not living in the past, it’s providing inconvenient truths to those who pretend otherwise.

I will not give you credit for having the ability to tell the difference. You use the word Libtard in every other comment and your juvenile rants are often little more than self-aggrandizing attempts to show real conservatives that you matured from once being a liberal.

Seriously, your mock intellect is boring. I rather you crudely say something challenging, than babble on at length about things that bore the shit out of people.

Surfing is by far the more interesting and popular way of life, compared to being a cowboy.

said the Humpback Mountain Cowboy.

BTW, M_Z: Little Kahuna is short for “Kahuna of the Kiddie Pool”.

So the L’il Kahuna attempts to buttress is hetero bona fides with e-mail from a high school girl fan.

Keep in mind that thousands, if not millions, of girls have gone ga-ga over the likes of:

- Boy George

- Michael Jackson

- Prince

- George Michaels

The rest of us straight guys never understood the attraction and eventually some of those girls will wake up later and say what was I thinking?

High school age girls are always making stupid decisions.

Why do you think dads get ulcers over daughters?

L’il Kahuna has proven that at the very least, he is hopelessly metrosexual — perhaps worse.

Gotta say, Move_Zig – and you KNOW my views on this subject – that it was a cheap shot to lift Hannitized’s picture and use it that way. Not your best… and you usually are above reproach.

H,

dino has managed to avoid this thread and there you go dragging him into it.

Feelin’ lonely eh?

So L’il Kahuna,

What you have been telling us all along, in addition to being a vacuous, preening narcissist, that you are homosexual too?

Of course.

It all makes sense now.

(suppressing laughter)

Ahem.

Point of order, L’il Kahuna, if your opponent is ribbing you on a certain thing he suspects you of, you’re generally not helped by up and proving it all for him!

Just as I suspected, if I thought you might have been a preening narcissist, your post of a series of I-Love-Me photos in your exquisitely-appointed flat confirms that your hand at interior decoration is just fabulous!

(Hahahahahahaha!)

The only things I see missing is the hair gel, popped collar and a gold necklace.

Good job!

Second, you asked how I know so much about homosexuals.

Well, before I opine on just about any topic, I do research, so when I open my mouth, put pen to paper or otherwise communicate, I don’t sound like a complete Leftard.

And no, that does not mean I actually had to try it out, just for the sake of experimentation.

My background has included investigation and analysis (military reconnaissance, intelligence, followed by counter- intelligence) I was able to study foreign armies and political systems without going over to the dark side. I studied Soviet and Chinese communist methods and ideologies without myself turning Commie.

Thus, for many individuals, ideologies and belief To Know Me is To Love Me does not work. Rather, Familiarity Breeds Contempt is more accurate.

Those studies, of whatever nation or ideology, often yielded up surprises.

I liked the Germans less and the French more than I had earlier anticipated (shocker? Yes) But at the same time, found myself having more in common with the old Germans than the new Germans (the new ones have swallowed Socialism and German Guilt hook, line and sinker)

Jews and Israelis, I came to like more than I initially anticipated (what can I say, the girls are good) but in the end there are things about them I don’t like, but at least those aspects where based on learned behavior, not ambiguous prejudices.

Whereas I might have been ambivalent about Muslims and Homosexuals (and in many cases, I am being redundant) the more I learned the more I came to despise and hold them in contempt.

The Truth Shall Set You Free?

Not sure about that, but it does assist in the clear determination of likes and dislikes.

I’ve already held forth at length why I hold homosexuals in general and homosexuality in particular in such contempt — there are no redeeming qualities. Those which are offered up daily by our media, I know now to be so much propaganda.

To think that I heap scorn and derision on them is vile, as you say, is to take the side of the predator over the victim (young children), the side of the enemy over the defended (the church and society in general), and to side with the disease (AIDS) over the cure (stop all that ass-to-mouth homo crap!) .

Finally, after spending the better part of two days picking this fight, now you post the Leftard propaganda Don’t be Hatin.

Running up a white flag or just hiding behind some Leftard, Benetton slogan?

Make no mistake, the aftermath of the Proposition 8 vote has exposed by homosexual rioting and other vindictive actions, just how much they themselves are haters.

So, like all other Leftist PC bullshit, I interpret that slogan as really saying don’t resist our efforts to royally fuck up your society.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work.

I don’t suppose, L’il Kahuna, you realize what a caricature of the vacuous, preening metrosexual you writings portray you as?

No. Please, elaborate. This ought to be good.

Lucky for you, you are completely oblivious to your own condition.

You are probably right about that. Recently a person who I knew from High School wrote this about me, to me;

.Well you were one of the popular types in highschool, definately oblivious as to how much girls liked you. Yes, you were the cute surfer guy with a bit of mystery to you. I remember we talked, not like friends, but in passing…I remember asking what kind of last name xxxx was….just small talk. You were , untouchable to us little people…LOL But i was mostly stalking xxxxx at that point…it was really sort of sick..lol…
Needless to say …

What did they say about you, that you had rough hands? Hahaha!

GG proudly proclaims that much of his act is dirty, obscene and tasteless.

Is there such a thing as a tasteful gay joke?

Please, entertain me.

And where is that famous sense of humor you used to have?

Poofie….don’t be frustrated. I am sure there were a lot of women who were attracted to you. I can tell by your personality and your ability to be a good proof-reader.

Your ability to catch peoples punctuation error’s must have really turned the women on.

Seriously. Keep your chin up.

“What did one gay cowboy sperm say to the other? How in the hell are we supposed to find the egg in all this shit”

There was this one hippie chick in California a little over forty years ago. She was so weird ..

I know vaginas scare you, but I assure you that they do not make the women “weird”.

some guys have it, some don’t.

The ability to type well with one hand? Yeah. You’ve got it!

Ah c’mon L’il Kahuna, why not admit it.

All the signs are there.

The 25 bottles of health and beauty aids in the bathroom — the hair conditioners, skin lotions, 15 kinds of smell-pretty. Taking longer to get ready than the average female. The issues of GQ and BlueBoy neatly arranged throughout your esquisitely-decorated apartment.

The foaming rage you fall into when homosexuals are criticized. You really didn’t like it when I mentioned men with soft hands. Just a little too close to the mark, it would seem.

Maybe its the Tom Cruise and Barney Frank posters in your bedroom.

The way you prefer colors like taupe and chartreuse over blue or red. The way you drape that pink fuzzy sweater just so around your neck (kinda like Stuart Smalley come to think of it)

Heck, you’ve already admitted in essence to being Metrosexual.

… it’s time for you to admit it.

Finally, after spending the better part of two days picking this fight, now you post the Leftard propaganda Don’t be Hatin.

So, like all other Leftist PC bullshit, I interpret that slogan as really saying don’t resist our efforts to royally fuck up your society.

Don’t be Hatin..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pFnKsUzeuU&feature=related

Your ability to catch peoples punctuation error’s must have really turned the women on.

Seriously. Keep your chin up.

Be careful Han…I’m sure Proof has been around. You might just be one of his kids that he doesn’t know about…and prefers not knowing about!

Standing up on a surfboard, exhibiting strength, courage and a willingness to defy the limits of man is what Surfing the internet implies.

Which is why you were so eager to make the stupid comparison to surfing the net?

You really are a witless troll! Heh.

Well, L’il Kahuna, since you are so interested in what I think, I’ll try to explain this to you, and use small, simple words so you might possibly understand.

Character is all about doing the right thing when no one is watching.

Some good pointers are laid out in things like the Marine Corps’ Leadership Traits and Principles, and even the Boy Scout Oath.

Moreover:

“The Code of the West was a gentleman’s agreement to certain rules of conduct. It was never written into the statutes, but it was respected everywhere on the range”.
-Ramon F. Adams

And further, that:

The Cowboy Way.

There was no official codified list of ways to behave for cowboys, they picked it up from each other, watching what they saw as noble and proper and rejecting what they saw as improper and unmanly. The code is closely related to the code of chivalry, for good reason: cowboys didn’t sprout out of cactus and rocks, they were men from all around the world who came to America to start a new life with only their weaknesses and lack of will to hold them back. A place where a man could make anything of himself if he had the will and the strength to do it. Nobles, scholars, athletes, soldiers, farmer, politicians, all sorts of men came to the west, and their past faded into the vast distances as they became something new.

It’s about an internal strength of character, stoicism, kindness, decorum and bravery.

You completely missed it.

Instead, from your tiny L’il Kahuna-centric world, you compared the pastime of surfing to …. what…. someone’s code of ethics and moral character????

Total arrogance.

Total incomprehension.

And after you reached rock bottom, you continued to blast and drill.

You have proven yourself to be a dense, self-centered and shallow person, and that my friend, is not the measure of a good man.

Because, at bottom, being a Good Man is what I have been trying to convey the entire time.

Yes. It implies sitting on one’s ass and doing very little! Heh.

Actually, browsing the internet is sitting on your ass, doing very little physically.

Example: You do very little by blogging on this site, your commentary is meaningless.

Standing up on a surfboard, exhibiting strength, courage and a willingness to defy the limits of man is what Surfing the internet implies.

This is sitting on your ass…

Again, in the context of a very crude dirty joke, the word cunt, works just fine

And if you were huddled with your fellow adolescents around the kiddie pool, I would not object to it, mainly because I’d never hear about it.
But you, classless, misogynistic troll, chose to repeat the remarks in an open forum in mixed company with thousands of readers.
Whatever possessed your tiny, little pea brain to utter crude misogynistic jokes in an open public forum? Did you something think it would enhance your nearly nonexistent manhood with the ladies here?
Keep telling your self that you’re the “new cowboy”, though.
At least until your Mommy calls you home for dinner!

That’s Gilbert Godfrey’s (sic)

That’s Gilbert Gottfried, you moron!
GG proudly proclaims that much of his act is dirty, obscene and tasteless. As soon as you acquire enough brain cells to rub two together, you might learn that merely quoting someone does not necessarily absolve you of the stigma of repeating that which is obscene and tasteless.

I am sure there were a lot of women who were attracted to you.

There was this one hippie chick in California a little over forty years ago. She was so weird that she said if she ever had a kid, she’d never let him near a dictionary!
Wonder what ever happened to her???

I like how they call it “surfing” the internet……and not “riding bulls”, or “cowboying” the internet.

I like how, no matter how lame your ideas and arguments are (“surfers are the new cowboys”), and no matter how soundly they are trounced, you keep bringing them up again and again!

Look up the word “masochist”. It’s probably next to your picture in the dictionary! Heh.

I like how they call it “surfing” the internet

Yes. It implies sitting on one’s ass and doing very little! Heh.

(There’s a reason we call him “Wankertized”!)

You know how they separate the men from the boys in Hawaii’s surfing community?

With a crowbar.

Don’t be jealous.

Not a problem! I may keep that picture around and tell my kids, “If I ever get this expression on my face, check for signs of stroke!” Heh.

So I take it then that you are gay.

That explains the burr under your saddle when I insulted your butt buddies.

Why do you childishly assume I am gay? Because I don’t get insulted when you attack me or call me gay?

Am I supposed to fly into a rage or something?

Look man, you can rip on me all you want. I am a man, I can take it. But I don’t like it when you pick on people who can not change the way they are chemically designed.

I think you are vile to do that. You are certainly able to have your opinion. It is yours after all.

You don’t stand a chance insulting my ability to interact with women on an emotional and sexual level. You and I are clearly on two different levels. Of that, I am certain.

Your signature is something I would expect of a 9th grader. Your mental maturity is that of an 11th.

Heh!

sometimes there is nothing to do at work.

sorry for the depressing thought at the end of your week Proof!

I’m pretty sure he’s not mine. None of the rest of my kids turned out retarded!

And Poofie, my comments weren’t for you. They were for Move_zig, the un ethical homophobe.

L’il Kahuna, while I am in the process of heaping derision upon you, I will deign to answer your questions about homosexuality.

My concern for America is that its’ strength lays in the character and moral fitness of every individual citizen.

I have focused on the aspirational goals of what it should be to be an American Man, citing to the likes of Teddy Roosevelt, Rudyard Kipling, Lord Nelson, Cowboys, Marines and even the Boy Scout Oath.

Homosexuality is 180 degrees contrary to everything listed above. It’s not just a disease of the mind, it is a filthy perversion.

The reason I take issue with homosexuality is because it offends me.

It offends me that it exists. It offends me that they constantly use lies, intimidation and propaganda to make further inroads into my society. My America, which I love and hold dear.

I have therefore taken up the task of exposing and countering those lies. Homos are not just like regular people. They suffer from many mental diseases that accompany their central problem, the short circuit in their wetware that makes them hot for assholes.

In a normal world, the thing would speak for itself, and would require no further explanation.

Man was meant for woman and woman for man.

Beyond this, homosexuals are the bearers and spreaders of numerous sexually transmitted diseases, many of which are incurable and some fatally incurable. They are the carriers of a modern plague and yet those who defend them are blind to these facts.

Homosexuality is not cute, trendy, edgy, or however Hollyweird wishes to sugarcoat it. It is wrong, disgusting and deadly.

They would endanger the rest of society simply to protect the tender sensibilities of perverts who are causing the entire contagion.

Moreover, despite their plaintive cries of victimhood, the are predators against the most vulnerable — little boys.

If this isn’t repulsive to you, then something is seriously wrong. Perhaps it is my defensive mechanism kicking in. I have never gotten in fights on my own account, but I have stepped in and tossed bullies across the room when they were picking on people half their size.

Of course, you can try that very odd tactic of saying that I must be one, for all this, but that seems to fit with the rest of the demented pattern of thinking from diseased minds.

Aww comon Move_zig, you can’t even accept gay jokes now? Oh, it must be because the Cowboy was offended, so you didn’t find any humor? Huh, who’d a thunk it?

And why is it that I am considered the narcissist? You are the one who associated the “Cowboy Way” to your former line of employment, military. Right?

Aren’t you also a narcissist for attributing such high standards of moral character and manliness, kindness and everything good it the world, to yourself?

I think so.

Lame.

Looks like your company could save some money with a reduction of force. A obvious loafing mutt like yourself possibly.

My guess is he’s more productive than the average union worker.

Obviously the Internet does nothing for argumentation skills for Hannah, nor philosophical or political.

I surf all day in between jobs on a web based system in between jobs on Unix and in Cisco routers and… Bleah… No wonder I hike when I can.