Stand Proud For your Race on the Census!

  •  September 29, 2009

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Inspired by the best readers on the planet, when your census form asks you for your “race”, write in:

NASCAR

Heh.
Cross Posted at Proof Positive

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  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Enig: Be ready for the INS to visit to check your papers.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    hmmm, cookies.

  • http://www.dartemis.net/blog/ sayanything-42

    “Homo Sapiens”?

  • Neiman

    I will write in Martian!

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Ponies.

  • Lioncourt

    F1!!!! They make right turns.

  • David M

    I think if you put NASCAR it will defeat the purpose as they will not only know you are white, but also conservative. Better yet, put Tour De France, that will really throw them off.

  • mnconservative

    How about 100 yard dash, or cross country.

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

    I was thinking the same thing as David M, though I’d bet there are a lot of liberal and “minority” fans of NASCAR, too. Didn’t they get a few black drivers not too long ago?

    I might put down “human” for race. Or “RAGBRAI”.

  • EnigmaCypher

    I’m going to put Vulcan.

  • docdave

    I always pencil in American which is the real ‘race’ of everybody born in this country.

  • Mickey

    Human

  • http://www.rabidamerican.net/ Rabid American

    For religious affiliation I always use -
    Hasidic-Jedi-Druidic-Lesbianism

    [ actually exists in my personnel file ] ;-)

  • Edward Lunny

    Productive

  • http://www.rabidamerican.net/ Rabid American

    Caucasian/Native American!

    No wonder I’m OK with productive conflict!

  • Spartacus

    I’m going with Muslim. That way they’ll assume I’m a liberal Democrat.

  • Spartacus

    and bit of Blackfoot Indian.

    Hey, that “Strikes” album rocks! Especially “Train, train”!

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    For all you bearing fans, you could put “inner” or “outer” for “race”.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    I’m putting Norwegian.

  • sayanything-6955

    Norwegian, that is, with some Irish, German and (according to family legend) and bit of Blackfoot Indian.

    You should fit in well at that hoosterfest thing up there.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    Norwegian, that is, with some Irish, German and (according to family legend) and bit of Blackfoot Indian.

    Maybe “mutt” would be easier.

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