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Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Shy Anderson Cooper Showers In His Boxers After Working Out

Weird…

April 25, 2007—YOU can’t be too careful, especially when you’re high-profile anchorman Anderson Cooper. Cyber gossip Janet Charlton reports the white-haired CNN star regularly works out at the Equinox gym in the Time Warner Center, where he attracts a lot of attention from hard bodies of both genders. “So he takes precautions,” Charlton reports. “Everyone knows camera phones are easy to smuggle anywhere, so sensible Anderson reportedly showers in his underwear. Boxer briefs, to be exact.”

There were kids like that in my gym class in high school.  They were called “nerds” and we used to give them wedgies.

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You don’t suppose he had an accident at machete class do you?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on April 25, 2007 at 05:44 pm
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he must not have big feet…

Will on April 25, 2007 at 05:59 pm

Shower mentality is a weird thing.  I have no problem with “group” showers (i.e., no dividing walls/curtains), but as soon as walls/curtains get put in, there’s no way in hell I’m going to let anyone see past them.  I’ve never figured out why that is.


"No Sane man will dance.”—Cicero

Daniel on April 25, 2007 at 06:01 pm

I just want to know why the guy has gray hair. I grew up watching a young Anderson Cooper host Channel One along with Lisa Ling and a couple of others. A few years later, I see a still young face with a head full of gray hair, presumably to better fit into the network news environment. Why else would he do that?

likwidshoe on April 25, 2007 at 06:06 pm

Big Steve Martin Fan?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on April 25, 2007 at 06:07 pm

he must not have big feet…

Or teeny something else.


The Supreme Court is a bunch of black robed tyrants

docdave on April 25, 2007 at 06:12 pm
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I grew up watching a young Anderson Cooper host Channel One

Ahh… Channel One. I remember watching that every morning in homeroom back in middle school and high school. Remember all the sensational fear-based stories directed at us? Better watch out for the cough syrup epidemic! Funny part was, the stories were always old news by the time they aired.

Totally forgot about Cooper being on that.

Andrew on April 25, 2007 at 06:53 pm

Lik -

I watched Channel One too, I also remember Serena Altchul


"All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, nor from want of honor or virtue, so much as downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.”
- John Adams

Troy_Pineri on April 25, 2007 at 07:41 pm

They installed Channel One in my high school somewhere around my sophomore-junior year.  All I remember was the free TVs.  I think I used Channel One time for nap time cuz I don’t remember much of it.

electnixon on April 26, 2007 at 06:21 am
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You’re all wrong.  Clearly, like Tobias Fünke, Anderson Cooper is a “nevernude”.

*grin*

Doug Stewart on April 26, 2007 at 07:23 am
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