Say Anything Blog

So Osama bin Laden released a new video. In this post I likened it to a John Kerry campaign commercial, but I think I was wrong. It seems more like a Michael Moore production.

Let me illuminate. Here's Osama bin Laden speaking in the video.

We agreed with Mohamed Atta, god bless him, to execute the whole operation in 20 minutes. Before Bush and his administration would pay attention and we never thought that the high commander of the US armies would leave 50 thousand of his citizens in both towers to face the horrors by themselves when they most needed him because it seemed to distract his attention from listening to the girl telling him about her goat butting was more important than paying attention to airplanes butting the towers which gave us three times the time to execute the operation thank god.

Huh. Whatta ya know. That particular gripe against Bush is right out of Fahrenheit 9/11.

And look at the gross exaggerations. Fifty thousand citizens in the twin towers? I don't think so. And the president sat in that class room for five, maybe seven minutes tops. When the President found out about the attacks they were already over. What in the world was he supposed to do?

Personally, I think its telling that the most horrific terrorist in the entire world is using Michael Moore's talking points against the President.

Here's Osama's closing line:

Your security is not in the hands of Kerry or Bush or Al Qaeda. Your security is in your hands. Each state that doenst mess with our security has automatically secured their security.

Screw you Osama. We're not going to back off so you and your cronies can move back in to places like Iraq and Afghanistan. We're not going to let you set up your terror camps again. We're not going to let dictators in rogue nations fund you and support you with supplies and medical aid.

We are going to come to where you are. We are going to take power from those that would help you or harbor you and we are going to give power to the people who you oppress.

You aren't going to throw us off with your phony call for peace.

We know better. You don't want peace, you want us to back off so you can get started on plans to hit us again. We've disrupted your ability to do what you do best and you're angry about it. But you might as well get used to it because it ain't going to stop.

As long as Bush is elected, that is.