Say Anything Blog

Find the entire list here. Enjoy the sample.

-Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.

-Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

-As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.

-Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin

-Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”

Jonah Goldberg’s (NRO) Goedelesque contribution:

-Nothing can stop this sort of thing from taking on a life on its own on the web — except Sarah Palin

And my personal favorite:

-Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.