Sarah Palin Can Divide By Zero

The Whistler  •  September 11, 2008

Find the entire list here. Enjoy the sample.

-Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
-Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
-As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
-Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
-Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”

Jonah Goldberg’s (NRO) Goedelesque contribution:

-Nothing can stop this sort of thing from taking on a life on its own on the web — except Sarah Palin

And my personal favorite:

-Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

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  • robert108

    Classic quote from the mind of the Wonder Twit.

    An accurate self-description, H! I find myself thinking that every time I read one of your comments.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    It’s funny that the leftie losers would blame state and local politicians for a problem that is completely caused by Washington.

  • Hannitized

    Good point! If you want America to stay the same great country, vote for Sarah; if you want it to change into a racist, Marxist workers’ paradise, vote for the commie.

    Classic quote from the mind of the Wonder Twit.

  • robert108

    She may have eventually killed the bridge to nowhere, but she didn’t give back one dime of the money.

    Imagine that! A governor using money to benefit more of the citizens of her State! What’s wrong with that?

  • docdave

    I appreciate the humor of this post but Palin is just another ordinary human like all of us but with conviction, courage and the furor to be in the political scenc. However it does take a special kind of person to withstand the pressures and abuse that envirionment brings.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Sarah Palin scares the crap out of liberals.

  • robert108

    Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

    I guess she can even make “ugly” look good!

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Bike Bubba

    Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

    Now that’s some amazing tailoring, considering how thin liberals’ skins tend to be! :^)

    Oh, and regarding “WWSPD?” bracelets, it would be blasphemy in insulting Christ by bringing Him down to human form (ignoring His divine nature), and it would be heresy (false teaching) for exactly the same reason. So you’re both right, lads. Now read your Bibles!

    And since it would be as well a “joke,” I don’t think that I’ll be hyperventilating about it, either. I hope nobody’s disappointed!

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Sarah killed the bridge to nowhere.

  • http://dougeefargo.blogspot.com/ dougee

    Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

    haha, this ones too funny!

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Sarah can make an omelet without breaking any eggs.

  • Hawk

    Sarah killed the bridge to nowhere.

    The legend that she is some great earmark reformer always omits one fact. She may have eventually killed the bridge to nowhere, but she didn’t give back one dime of the money. She moved it to other earmarks. So instead of saying “thanks, but no thanks” she said “no thanks, but thanks”.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Sarah made a bet with Superman about who was the best moose hunter. The loser had to wear his/her underwear over their clothes.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Spiderman wears Sarah Palin pajamas.

  • robert108

    Obama/Biden is not change. It’s more of the same.

    Good point! If you want America to stay the same great country, vote for Sarah; if you want it to change into a racist, Marxist workers’ paradise, vote for the commie.

  • http://insanereindeer.blogspot.com/ Kenny

    Lame. Most of those are just Chuck Norris jokes with Palin’s name.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.

    I guess she can even make “ugly” look good!

    Hahaha.. good one Robert :)

  • Bat One

    I love the smell of heresy in the morning!

    Fly,

    I believe the correct word is blasphemy, not heresy.

  • FlyOnTheWall

    -Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”

    I love the smell of heresy in the morning!

  • FlyOnTheWall

    I believe the correct word is blasphemy, not heresy.

    Bat, are you channeling Proof?

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