Sarah Palin Can Divide By Zero
By
Bat One
on September 10, 2008 at 07:13 pm
Find the entire list here. Enjoy the sample.
-Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
-Sarah Palin’s suit is made from 100% dead liberal skin.
-As head of Alaska’s Nat’l Guard, Sarah Palin taught troops in a training exercise to scare a grenade into not exploding.
-Queen Elizabeth II curtsied when she was introduced to Sarah Palin
-Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
Jonah Goldberg’s (NRO) Goedelesque contribution:
-Nothing can stop this sort of thing from taking on a life on its own on the web — except Sarah Palin
And my personal favorite:
-Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
