Perez Hilton Gets Punched In The Face For Running His Mouth To The Wrong Person

Stop laughing. No, really. You can stop laughing now because I’m laughing hard enough for all of us.
You know, something our “celebrities” seem to forget in their insulated little bubbles of self importance is that simple rule of life that says, you can run your mouth to some of the people all of the time, to all of the people some of the time, but if you run your mouth to all of the people all of the time somebody just might punch you out:

Perez Hilton and Black Eyed Peas singer Will.I.Am have posted video statements giving two very different accounts of an alleged assault of the gossip blogger outside a nightclub early Monday morning.
Perez Hilton Twittered that he was bleeding after being assaulted by a member of the Black Eyed Peas outside a party at the club Cobra following the MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto, Canada on Sunday night.
“I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards,” the gossip blogger wrote on his Twitter account. “I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

Heh. The guy who bravely said he would have run on stage and ripped the crown off of Carrie Prejean’s head if she had won the Miss America title, (or Miss USA, whatever) evidently popped off to someone who wasn’t hesitant to deliver what Hilton so richly deserved and who wasn’t a girl.
By the way, here are some of the statements he made on his Twitter (an oddly appropriate name for a communication device used by a dip like him) account after his fist-to-face encounter with reality:

“Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel.”
“I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.”
“The Toronto police are here now. Thank you. Please stop calling them.”

Boo hoo. So sad, poor thing. By the way, here’s an interesting quote from Hilton:

An extremely emotional Hilton also addressed Will.I.am’s video statement, saying “You know very well, and I know very well, and God knows that it was not a random fan that hit me.”

Note that he’s calling on God to be his witness. I wonder if he ever calls on God for anything else? I strongly suspect that God is largely absent in his approach to life when he’s not getting pimp smacked. Just guessing.
Breitbart has more. Apparently he called manager of the Black Eyed Peas a “faggot.” Hoo, boy. I ain’t going there. Too easy.
Somewhere Carrie Prejean is smiling.