Oh, Please No! Is There A Letterman Sex Tape Out There?
There are some things not meant for the eyes of mortals. You know, like looking into the eyes of God, or seeing your grandpa naked. And speaking of that, here’s another:
TALK-SHOW host David Letterman has been recorded on tape having sex with a female staff member – and he is worried that the footage will eventually be leaked, it’s reported today.
Letterman, 62, recently admitted to having a series of sexual relationships with some of the women that work for him.
The chat show host and a much-younger female co-worker have apparently been captured on a studio surveillance tape in a compromising position.
No.
Say it ain’t so, Dave! How could this have happened? Was it a peeping tom, a stalker, a crazed fan with a camera watching his every move? No, it was:
“Dave apparently didn’t know the location of the security cameras at his Late Show studio.”
Ah. Darwinism. That explains it. Anything too stupid to live won’t for very long. Anyway, in the name of mercy, please don’t release that tape. Oedipus gouged out his own eyes for less. Besides, this will crush his long term girlfriend/wife. Unless, of course, she’s the one who may release it, as is hinted in the article. But, that’s ridiculous. We all know that partners who have been cheated on so flagrantly, frequently and now publcly would never seek such vengeance.
Would she?
