Oh Crap, A Democrat

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  • http://Array sayanything-2819

    LOL

    I received an email about Obama’s tax and redistribution plan.
    The story is about a guy who before entering a restaurant encounters a homeless man with a sign which read, “Vote for Obama. I need the money!” When he was seated, his waiter appeared sporting a “Vote for Obama” button. After his meal, he paid the tab, but instead of leaving a tip for the waiter, he went outside and gave $10.00 to the homeless man. He then went back into the restaurant and told the waiter that he was merely practicing the Obama tax plan. Taking the money the waiter earned and giving it to someone who needed it but didn’t earn it. The homeless man was thrilled, the waiter pissed. Don’t know if the message sunk in with the waiter.

    Can’t think of a better illustration than that.

  • no-bama

    Dear “Server”

    We truly have enjoyed having dinner at this fine restaurant, and your service has been exemplary. However, we have been inspired by the words of Senator Barack Obama and have decided to “spread the wealth around.” We have paid what we owe here, but we’ll be giving your tip, which you probably don’t really need anyway, to one of the less fortunate at some freeway exit ramp on our way home this evening.

    Best regards. Your grateful customers.

  • Jerry

    PERFECT!

    Do Not Elect Obama!

  • Guest

    the more i read from you people the more i want to vote for Obama. i don’t know where you people have been the last 8YEARS, but it must not have been in the united states. all we hear from you people is obama this and obama that, but none of you will fess up that dubya has been the WORST president in history, you say obama won’t do this or that, but you fail to mention that for 6 years the republicans could have done basically anything they thought would help out this country, but instead all they did was fatten their own bottom line, it’s plain and simple time for a real change. i thought 2 years ago taught you republicans something, i guess that was asking too much.

    Obama/Biden 08

  • obamarulezzzz

    all of u republicans are forgeting that bush has ruined our lives with the war. even some people who say he should hav pulled out a long time ago are wrong. he NEVER should hav sent troups into iraq. america needs a president who will stop stepping into other’s affairs…

  • volgin

    Do any Obama supporters know that Bush went to Congress before going to war and all but one woman voted for it? They were mostly Democrats. Also, Republicans voted for civil rights but only recieved a kick in the ass later on. I don’t like Obama because he’s a Democrat and he’s using Socialist theories. Obama was not a simple poor black boy who had nothing. His father abandoned him and his mother, but someone came to pick up the pieces. Obama had a decent education and home. Better than young poor people. He was no victim. The fact that he tries to toy with poor people’s emotions makes me not like him also. Hitler said he’d make Germany better for the people, he was very charismatic, but what happened? Germany was screwed over and he committed suicide thinking that the Germans were weak, stupid, and that they should all die. What happened to the East Germans after WW2? They were desperate and went to Communist Germany only to see how bad it was, and as soon as people started to cross over to West Germany, the Soviets instantly built a wall and stopped anyone who tried to pass

  • http://www.willisms.com/ Zsa Zsa

    HA!… Good one! The Neo Crats have to Tax more & more on to We the People in order to pay for the New Socialist Programs they Hope for. How else will they continue to pay for welfare etc…? Dependance on Government has arrived. AND is going to Remain as long as we keep electing individuals who Hope to Change our Independence and allow individuals to rely on others hard earned money to keep them fat and happy without working for a living. Dependence on Big Govt. is the way of the future and IF Obama is elected there will be no end in sight. Next year maybe the Trick Or Treaters will be getting FREE Cheese???

  • MAVsaysWantTruthMan

    Ahh Obama Kool Aid Drinkers,
    If you had any concept of reality, you would know that the last 2 years are when bad came in, you know since the Democrats took over the house and the senate, and the threat of Nobama has put business away because they know he will just about destroy them if he gets into the white house…
    The 8 years before that were the best economy and unemployment rate this nation had seen in over 50 years. So your Bush was the worst President ever is just plain lame, ignorant & tired…
    Plus Bush had to deal with 911, 4 major Hurricanes, 2 wars, major flooding, fires and other natural disasters all which cost a fortune. And still more revenue than ever in our history was flowing into the federal and state piggy banks by the boat loads…
    We have been safe and all of these things were being taken care of and paid for. Then the Democrats and the threat of Nobama came in and it’s been going down hill ever since…

  • Pinkie

    This is the old story of “Robin Hood.”
    Reds on October 30, 2008 at 09:39 am

    No. That’s such a misnomer. Robin Hood stole from the government because they were taxing too much. He did not steal from private citizens that earned their wealth…at least I don’t remember that being part of the story.

  • guess

    it should read i’m going to take half your candy and give “some” of it to kids to lazy etc… The rest i’ll keep for myself.

  • http://www.myspace.com/mskittyfantastica miss kitty

    Hahaha! My law teacher showed us this cominc in class today. Half of the class didn’t understand it.
    But it is VERY true.
    I’d rather not have my money go to you stupid people who sit on your ass all day and do nothing.
    If you work hard and ya just aren’t doing well–hey I’ll be happy to help you!
    But if you say oh I cant or oh I dont wanna I’m too lazy then no, forget you! I’m not gonna help.
    It’s my first year voting and I’m totally stoked.

  • MAVsaysWantTruthMan

    Gret way to teach the kids Obama’s Plan…

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    terrell – but none of you will fess up that dubya has been the WORST president in history

    Why would people “admit” things they do not believe to be true?

    but you fail to mention that for 6 years the republicans could have done basically anything they thought would help out this country, but instead all they did was fatten their own bottom line, it’s plain and simple time for a real change.

    Blibbity-blah-blah-blah. WTF are you even going on about? Who knows.

  • Hungry Bear

    all we hear from you people is obama this and obama that, but none of you will fess up that dubya has been the WORST president in history

    The last time America had a Democrat executive and Democrat congress, I was making minimum wage.

    After the Republicans took congress I went from an hourly job, to a career.

    During the years that “Dubya” has been in office my income has more than quadrupled, I purchased a home, and earned an advanced degree.

  • Reds

    This is the old story of “Robin Hood.”

  • http://www.swiha.edu/Programs/Degree-Programs-Mind-Body-Transformational-Ps Mind Body Transformational Psy

    Nearly every block of Downtown has numerous parking spots for cars, so why shouldn’t each block have a similar number of spots for bikes to lock up? A certain number of parking spaces are required of any development, but why aren’t there similar regulations for how many bike spaces a developer must provide?

  • XTINA

    You are also an n of 1!! For every one of you there are likely 100+ tragedy stories from Americans losing jobs, investments, family members to war, etc. But, what the hell does that matter, since all we care about in this country is ourselves…

  • http://anangrydakotademocrat.blogspot.com/ bak72

    That’s hilarious.

  • Slacker Deluxe

    Good one!

  • Kansasgirl

    You gotta love the truth.

  • Charles Smith

    It should have said, 42 percent of your candy, but it is still a beautiful comic. How do ignorant democrats not realize any of this?

  • bnb71192

    I think McCain should run an ad that shows two people standing outside of a convince store. One man holding 2 40 oz. colts and one without. Then here comes someone looking like Obama and takes 1 of the 40oz. and gives it to the one who doesn’t have one. That is the only way to explain it to someone who doesn’t understand Obama’s plan.

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  • Ron

    Charles Smith asks, “How do ignorant democrats not realize any of this?” They do realize it; who do you think is going to benefit from the redistribution? They are!

  • shadyga

    NOBama!!! Keep the Change !!!

  • Techman1

    If it wsn’t so true it would be hilarious. Repulicans need to take congress back. Jim Marshall needs to go.

  • former lib

    Hey Terrell – Bush made plenty of mistakes, but the worst ever? I don’t know if you are old enough to remember, but without a doubt the worst ever was Jimmy Carter. 17% mortgages, 21% prime rate, stagflation and lots more. If O is elected it will be “Carter 2″

  • Lon Warner

    I hope that when the big corporations are taxed by Obama, they will either move to another country, or just shut down. Then we will see what Obama will do for tax money. It’s not going to be pretty.

  • MSMud

    Here in the state of Ms. we’ve already voted for the redistribution of wealth, it’s call casinos. This is how our poor keep getting poorer and they keep redistributing wealth, guess next they will expect the casinos to begin re-imburing them for their losses.

  • Lori

    I haven’t found an Obama supporter yet that realized that the president has not been getting his way on anything and that’s why the country in the toilet if you want to complain call Pelosi or Reid!

  • Me

    all of u republicans are forgeting that bush has ruined our lives with the war. even some people who say he should hav pulled out a long time ago are wrong. he NEVER should hav sent troups into iraq. america needs a president who will stop stepping into other’s affairs…

    Just like back in the day we should’ve stayed out of WWII? What are a few million Jews and their protectors to us anyways? You all want a bite of some one with money’s wallet, but you wouldn’t want to help or redistribute it to people who are in real danger. Fantastic ideals.

  • Neiman

    all of u republicans are forgeting that bush has ruined our lives with the war. even some people who say he should hav pulled out a long time ago are wrong. he NEVER should hav sent troups into iraq. america needs a president who will stop stepping into other’s affairs…

    Isn’t is sad that morons like this above get to vote?

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    obamarulezzzz – america needs a president who will stop stepping into other’s affairs…

    And you support a big government redistributionist like Obama?! Wow!

    Can you say cognitive dissonance?

  • jag

    hey Terrell… did you forget Carter….

    go back and look at his presidency

  • Lon Warner

    I hope that when all of the big corporations are hit with the Obama tax plan, they will either move to another country or shut down. Then we will really see what Obama will do for money.

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