Offsetting The Carbon Offsets

  •  August 3, 2008

You know all those carbon offsets the liberal elite buy so that they can keep jetting around in private jets and living in huge climate-controlled mansions while telling the rest of us to ride bicycles and turn off the AC? Well one website is seeking to offset those offsets by promising to release a cubic foot of CO2 into the atmosphere with every page view.

Carbon Dioxide is NOT A POLLUTANT! CO2 is vital for plants to survive, plants that create oxygen for you and I to breathe. Our carbon dioxide generator farm is restoring valuable carbon dioxide to the atmosphere at the rate of one cubic foot per hit on this website. Every time you use this website, you are helping to restore the carbon dioxide that the plants and trees require to survive.

I wonder what a “carbon dioxide generator farm” looks like? A yard full of idling Hummers?

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  • http://Array ConservativeChick

    Have you seen the page views? They are huge this site must be swamped! Go CO2!

  • gloabal warming non-believer

    hahaha, this is a great site
    anyonethat buys into this global warming is a fool!
    hey enviornmentalist, check this out…POOF!!!
    theres my one cubic foot of CO2, the most necissary chemical for life on this planet

  • atease

    I would like to see this website get more press…

    atease

  • Steve

    That is hysterical! It is about time someone pointed out that CO2 is not a pollutant.

  • Kwnna

    I just saw this link on the Boortz website. This is great!! Take that Al Gore.

  • Pauline

    Great Site, I love it! Thanks for pointing me to it!

  • Conservative Chick

    Best Site Ever! Excellent idea! I am refreshing away! Take that owlgore!

  • Conservative Chick

    When I first linked there were 130 page views.

    You have definitely done your part for the environment!:)

  • Greg

    Green my Willey-Wonka Fudge Factory…. The Earth will be around long after a lot of us are gone and when God decides to pull the plug there will not be a single thing we can do about it. Have you seen the smog in China. My GOD who is holding them responsible. Perhaps Al Gore could move over there and help them out. He’d end up getting sent to one of there “Socialization Camps”. Poor Tipper.

  • Charles

    Ha put that in your pipe and smoke it owlgore!!!!!

  • P Cass American

    I think this is fantastic. I would log on every day but I’ really too busy burning plastic:) I don’t know if burning plastic produces CO2 but it sure makes a lot of black smoke. I think it’s black, not sure as I burn at night. I go through the neighborhood every week gathering plastic that would otherwise go to the landfill and spend my evenings burning the shit out of it. Keeps me happy and pisses of the “greenies”. My little contribution… You’re welcome.

  • denn

    Al Gore is a professional moron, not to mention one of the premere hippocrites of our time. To think, that idiot came close to being elected president…..

  • Lone Gunman

    Well, I do think that there is global warming but I DO NOT think it is caused by anything that humans do! This planet has been warming and cooling for eons and nothing we do can change it one way or another and if someone thinks different, then they need to “get a grip”!

    For every asshole you can find that will say that humans cause it, I can find two other scientists on the “net” that state we don’t!! It’s simply bullshit and it’s only purpose is to try to criple this country’s economy!! It’s all about Socialism!! Yup, sorry, but that’s the bottom line! What they couldn’t do thru other means they’re trying to do with this “climate change” bullshit! Their ultimate goal is to weaken the US economy, plain and simple!

  • Bob – Illinois

    Owlgore needs someone to plant a carbon footprint on his butt. Gotta go now and inflate my tires.

  • grassman87

    What a great idea. I’m going to make the site my homepage so it gets hit every time I log onto the internet.

  • Silicon Sedition

    My personal committment to the environment is to have a carbon footprint that roughly matches Al Gore’s. Unfortunately, I can’t yet afford any more SUVs or private jets or a mansion, and the Obama economic plan will work diligently to see that I will not be able to in the future. I guess this web site will have to suffice.

  • Steve

    I would like to see this get more attention also.

  • 4horsemen

    If you have Firefox, get the extension “Reload Every.” You can set a tab to just refresh the page all day and night long, without any effort.

  • Bill Lundy

    Perhaps China would just put a bullet in the back of his head and send the bill to Tipper. But then, I’m dreaming.

  • http://magyartruth.blogspot.com/ Chief RZ

    Correct. CO2 is necessary for plants to photosynthesize and produce Oxygen.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    Have you seen the page views? They are huge this site must be swamped! Go CO2!

    When I first linked there were 130 page views.

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