Obama’s Teleprompter Is Acting Up Again

Forget the economy. I’d be satisfied if the Obama administration could figure out the owner’s manual for his teleprompter.


Unbelievably, this actually elicited a thorough mocking of “the world’s greatest orator” from what is perhaps the most liberal publication in the world.
Obama has become such a parody of liberal pretensions that even Euro-liberals can’t help but laugh at him.

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  • http://Array 2Hotel9

    Res? Did you actually watch all of it? He lost his place in 4 lines of text. My 13 yearold can and does speak in public better than this idiot. And the European press, you know, the ones you idolize, are having a field day with all of this. Barri is undermining himself, and it is only getting worse.

    Not to mention how he publicly demonstrated that he is subordinate to the Crown of the House of Saud. Too fucking funny.

  • Onslaught

    If dino was an Islamic cultist he would have volunteering for a suicide mission already.

    They’re still working on a way to pack enough explosives in a butt plug to do the job properly.

  • Bat One

    Its worth noting who it is that keeps mentioning “masturbatory fantasies.” Apparently Swish’s perverse dreams of fulfillment aren’t subject to normal people’s discretionary impulses.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Onama’s not going to know any better.

  • Mickey

    that was my teleprompter acting up again

  • Hannitized

    ODS..

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    Actually, I think Obama is too conservative and his cabinet too full of Wall Street types.

    No, the leader I would “go Kool-Aid” for will be the one who will round up Wall Streeters for work camps in the desert, not to staff the Treasury Department.

    But Obama is FAR better than anyone on the republican side. They’d all be cleaning the work camps where the Wall Streeters would be and sleeping right next door.

  • 2Hotel9

    Barri is right now fucking up again. Go watch it, dinothefakehomo.

    Every day he does something stoopider than the day before, and dinothefakehomo cries more.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    This country is in for some major rue-age

    Only in your masturbatory fantasies. You people are so thrown off by your electoral defeats you’ve lost touch with reality.

    The country is still trying to figure out why they put bush back in the White House in 2004. Thank the gods for 9/11, huh?

    You’re still petty, bitter sore losers with no future. You people are out for decades.

  • Hannitized

    …for “a” inability….

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    Even the UK Guardian paper was making fun of the mess…

    There’s petty assholes everywhere. Plenty here.

    Your comment is just another example of the con victimhood mentality. “Even the liberal press made fun of it”. Poor cons, can’t get fair treatment from the press!

    “Boo fucking hoo! We’re conservative victims!”

  • http://www.twitter.com/OneAndOnlyZel QueenZel

    Yeah, he IS supposed to be FLAWLESS. He’s a genius. He’s untouchable. He’s the MESSIAH. He got ELECTED because he could’ve shown up at a presidential debate with his murder victim’s body in arm and all the moony-eyed, body-snatched, obamabots would still have ooohhhed and aaahhhed over his “greatness” and “perfection” …. hell, he could’ve said he was a Satanist and Charlie Gibson would’ve asked him what it was like to cozy up to Lucifer (to whom, by the way, Obama’s mentor, Saul Alinsky, dedicated his book, RULES FOR RADICALS, of which Obama is a loyal follower – him + ACORN = kissing in a tree) … nevermind that he’d never done one single worthy thing qualifying him to be PRESIDENT … aside from voting “present” or, voting in favor of killing human beings who’d survived murder attempts and / or hanging out with CRIMINALS, TERRORISTS and hate-mongering, narrowminded, rigidly-biased, race-baiting-mongering BIGOTS … Fluffy, sweet Obamaprompta. It won’t be long – AS WE’RE SEEING – until the WORLD sees that puny little squirrel for just what he really is, A SCAM ARTIST. And, one not NEARLY as bright as what all his supporters WISH him to be.
    YOU and all the rest of the liberals RUINING AMERICA are the pathetic ones.

  • bill-tb

    Obama out free lancing it again. Teleprompter is not going to be happy when it gets him upostairs tonight. Payback is a bitch.

    Obama is such a naive juvenile. Those Cheshire cat photos, showed real class.

    I bet the world leaders are saying to themselves, WOW, leftard Americans really are that stupid. Right this way comrade, have a seat while we undress you. The really funny part is Obama is obviously too stupid to know how stupid he is.

  • pparets

    ahem… “curtsey” :)

  • sayanything-5371

    There’s petty assholes everywhere

    Dino, for someone who prefers that part of the anatomy you sure toss that word around a lot. Must be because it is designed to eliminate waste, just like the toxic stuff that spews out of that sewer you call your brain.

  • Kay

    Even the UK Guardian paper was making fun of the mess…

  • 2Hotel9

    “No matter where you are, you are the most stupid person there” dinothefakehomo in a nutshell.

  • Mickey

    The question that flummoxed the great orator

    John Crace The Guardian, Friday 3 April 2009

    Obama didn’t exactly cover himself in glory when the BBC’s political editor Nick Robinson asked him a question about who was to blame for the financial crisis. Normally word perfect, Obama ummed, ahed and waffled for the best part of two and a half minutes. Here, John Crace decodes what he was really thinking …

    Nick Robinson: “A question for you both, if I may. The prime minister has repeatedly blamed the United States of America for causing this crisis. France and Germany both blame Britain and America for causing this crisis. Who is right? And isn’t the debate about that at the heart of the debate about what to do now?” Brown immediately swivels to leave Obama in pole position. There is a four-second delay before Obama starts speaking [THANKS FOR NOTHING, GORDY BABY. REMIND ME TO HANG YOU OUT TO DRY ONE DAY.] Barack Obama: “I, I, would say that, er … pause [I HAVEN'T A CLUE] … if you look at … pause [WHO IS THIS NICK ROBINSON JERK?] … the, the sources of this crisis … pause [JUST KEEP GOING, BUDDY] … the United States certainly has some accounting to do with respect to . . . pause [I'M IN WAY TOO DEEP HERE] … a regulatory system that was inadequate to the massive changes that have taken place in the global financial system … pause, close eyes [THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN LIKE A CROCK OF SHIT BACK HOME. HELP]. I think what is also true is that … pause [I WANT NICK ROBINSON TO DISAPPEAR] … here in Great Britain … pause [SHIT, GORDY'S THE HOST, DON'T LAND HIM IN IT] … here in continental Europe … pause [DAMN IT, BLAME EVERYONE.] … around the world. We were seeing the same mismatch between the regulatory regimes that were in place and er … pause [I'VE LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN] … the highly integrated, er, global capital markets that have emerged … pause [I'M REALLY WINGING IT NOW]. So at this point, I’m less interested in … pause [YOU] … identifying blame than fixing the problem. I think we’ve taken some very aggressive steps in the United States to do so, not just responding to the immediate crisis, ensuring banks are adequately capitalised, er, dealing with the enormous, er … pause [WHY DIDN'T I QUIT WHILE I WAS AHEAD?] … drop-off in demand and contraction that has taken place. More importantly, for the long term, making sure that we’ve got a set of, er, er, regulations that are up to the task, er, and that includes, er, a number that will be discussed at this summit. I think there’s a lot of convergence between all the parties involved about the need, for example, to focus not on the legal form that a particular financial product takes or the institution it emerges from, but rather what’s the risk involved, what’s the function of this product and how do we regulate that adequately, much more effective coordination, er, between countries so we can, er, anticipate the risks that are involved there. Dealing with the, er, problem of derivatives markets, making sure we have set up systems, er, that can reduce some of the risks there. So, I actually think … pause [FANTASTIC. I'VE LOST EVERYONE, INCLUDING MYSELF] … there’s enormous consensus that has emerged in terms of what we need to do now and, er … pause [I'M OUTTA HERE. TIME FOR THE USUAL CLOSING BOLLOCKS] … I’m a great believer in looking forwards than looking backwards.

  • docdave

    Heh, this would be really funny if it wasn’t so pathetic. My analysis of his stumbling rhetoric is that all Obamas got is cliches and sound bites which he tries in vain to stick together into some kind a semi-intelligent response. He seems incapable of formulating an independently thought out statement. Gad, he’s sounds like a robot that has a sticking sound track.

    I think if anybody has a mental derangement it’s Obama. H and dimwit are close seconds.

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Petraeus Last Best Hope

    he/she is a Dino-Moonie…each of its post is monument to the cult of Obama. Nothing will sway the committed cultist.

  • pparets

    Just for you, Dino… how the Brits see our president.

    The question that flummoxed the great orator
    John Crace The Guardian,
    Friday 3 April 2009

    Barack Obama, the World’s Greatest Orator, didn’t exactly cover himself in glory when the BBC’s political editor Nick Robinson asked him a question about who was to blame for the financial crisis. Normally word perfect, Obama ummed, ahed and waffled for the best part of two and a half minutes. Here, John Crace decodes what he was really thinking …

    Nick Robinson: “A question for you both, if I may. The prime minister has repeatedly blamed the United States of America for causing this crisis. France and Germany both blame Britain and America for causing this crisis. Who is right? And isn’t the debate about that at the heart of the debate about what to do now?” Brown immediately swivels to leave Obama in pole position. There is a four-second delay before Obama starts speaking [THANKS FOR NOTHING, GORDY BABY. REMIND ME TO HANG YOU OUT TO DRY ONE DAY.] Barack Obama: “I, I, would say that, er … pause [I HAVEN'T A CLUE] … if you look at … pause [WHO IS THIS NICK ROBINSON JERK?] … the, the sources of this crisis … pause [JUST KEEP GOING, BUDDY] … the United States certainly has some accounting to do with respect to . . . pause [I'M IN WAY TOO DEEP HERE] … a regulatory system that was inadequate to the massive changes that have taken place in the global financial system … pause, close eyes [THIS IS GOING TO GO DOWN LIKE A CROCK OF SHIT BACK HOME. HELP]. I think what is also true is that … pause [I WANT NICK ROBINSON TO DISAPPEAR] … here in Great Britain … pause [SHIT, GORDY'S THE HOST, DON'T LAND HIM IN IT] … here in continental Europe … pause [DAMN IT, BLAME EVERYONE.] … around the world. We were seeing the same mismatch between the regulatory regimes that were in place and er … pause [I'VE LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT AGAIN] … the highly integrated, er, global capital markets that have emerged … pause [I'M REALLY WINGING IT NOW]. So at this point, I’m less interested in … pause [YOU] … identifying blame than fixing the problem. I think we’ve taken some very aggressive steps in the United States to do so, not just responding to the immediate crisis, ensuring banks are adequately capitalised, er, dealing with the enormous, er … pause [WHY DIDN'T I QUIT WHILE I WAS AHEAD?] … drop-off in demand and contraction that has taken place. More importantly, for the long term, making sure that we’ve got a set of, er, er, regulations that are up to the task, er, and that includes, er, a number that will be discussed at this summit. I think there’s a lot of convergence between all the parties involved about the need, for example, to focus not on the legal form that a particular financial product takes or the institution it emerges from, but rather what’s the risk involved, what’s the function of this product and how do we regulate that adequately, much more effective coordination, er, between countries so we can, er, anticipate the risks that are involved there. Dealing with the, er, problem of derivatives markets, making sure we have set up systems, er, that can reduce some of the risks there. So, I actually think … pause [FANTASTIC. I'VE LOST EVERYONE, INCLUDING MYSELF] … there’s enormous consensus that has emerged in terms of what we need to do now and, er … pause [I'M OUTTA HERE. TIME FOR THE USUAL CLOSING BOLLOCKS] … I’m a great believer in looking forwards than looking backwards.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/apr/03/g20-barack-obama-nick-robinson-question

  • Onslaught

    More people (sic) named Hussein have blown up innocent by-standers than anyone named McVeigh. Can you explain why that is?

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Petraeus Last Best Hope

    Obama has made “teleprompter” a verb that means vacuous, airhead, without an original thought,an empty suit

    this will likely be his most lasting legacy…a historical footnote of derision for a scam artist without a care for anything except his own aggrandizement.

    Obama is so much less than his moonie followers can see…which BTW, defines a cult leader.

  • sayanything-5371

    Obama slogan: Ready to Lead on Day One.

    Obama reality: In way over his head.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    Show me anyone who makes major speeches without the aid of teleprompters or notes.

    Bitter, nasty, petty, sore losers. That’s all you people are. No ideas, no future.

  • sayanything-5371

    magnifying small errors and nit-picking.

    What an idiot you are, dino. Obama is proving day in and day out that he is an incompetent bungler. This country is in for some major rue-age for allowing Soros to buy the presidency for him.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    A bit early to be talking about legacies, isn’t it? Naw, not for a brainstem conservative who thinks bush was a great leader.

    More bitter sore loser talk from the petty people. Do your kids and/or grandkids knnow you’re this way? Is this how you taught them to be?

    How sad.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    Just for you, Dino… how the Brits see our president.

    Yeah, PP, the whole country of Britain feels the same way! And from a commentary article no less!

    As I said, there are conservative-type assholes everywhere. They’re like cockroaches.

    No matter where you are, you are the most stupid person there. Catchy?

  • Mickey

    gay

  • Mickey

    If the Amalgamated Teleprompter Operators of America ever go on strike Oscama is in deep shit.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    More bitter sore loser talk from the petty people. Do your kids and/or grandkids knnow (sic) you’re this way? Is this how you taught them to be?

    How sad.

    Talk about more irrelevant by the hour! Dino’s the Poster Boy! Heh.

  • http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Petraeus Last Best Hope

    uh..er…….doh

    take a bow you muslim dumbass

  • Rezistik

    So he stumbled over a single word…at least he can pronounce them.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    Si, eez more like-lee you pee-pull will be blowing theengs up. You like Mic-Vey.

  • 2Hotel9

    “No matter where you are, you are the most stupid person there” dinothefakehomo in a nutshell.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    I plan on hacking into his teleprompter and make him curtsie to the kook up in North Korea.

  • http://www.twitter.com/OneAndOnlyZel QueenZel

    all Obamas got is cliches and sound bites which he tries in vain to stick together into some kind a semi-intelligent response.

    I think you just nailed it. Sadly! Embarrassingly sadly. The rest of the world WILL catch on as soon as they come down from their high.

  • http://www.twitter.com/OneAndOnlyZel QueenZel

    Obama will never be known for an inability to deliver a speech.

    That’s right Hanni-baby … not as long as he’s got his teleprompter!

    VODKA Redbulls? Guess I need to go to the store.

  • docdave

    If dino was an Islamic cultist he would have volunteering for a suicide mission already. Actually that’s not a bad idea, dino, go for it. Blow up yourself in your local ACORN community center.

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    So little for you people to celebrate!

    We can celebrate your lame defense of the Stutterer-in-Chief!

    BTW, do you consider the UK Guardian part of the “you people”? Or did you forget to read the post again before you started blathering?

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    I watched it and that was so lame! It was nothing!

    Like he’s supposed to be a flawless speaker or something.

    Petty assholes. You people are pathetic.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    Like the bullies in high school, the constems have little except magnifying small errors and nit-picking.

    You’re still a bunch of pathetic sore losers with no ideas, no recent electoral victories and a very dim political future.

  • 11B40

    Greetings:

    I would have gone with “blithering idiot” on the poster caption instead of “stuttering idiot”.
    Wouldn’t want to annoy the stutterers or worse violate their human rights.

  • Hannitized

    Queen,

    I understand your irritation, I have dealt with it for eight years. But Obama will never be known for an inability to deliver a speech.

    And I am not irritable, I just had a few too many Vodka RedBull’s.

  • Bill

    Dino,

    Since the campaign in 08, Obama has demonstrated consistent inability to function, with out the ummmmm aid of an ahhhhhhhhhh teleprompter.

  • robert108

    Ignorant little dinostem continues to be stuck on stupid, and keeps trying to bully those who know more than he does about everything.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    So he stumbled over a single word…at least he can pronounce them.

    What uh…ahh…good is uh.. pronunciation if the ah… words are meaningless?

    It must be tough being on the Left, being so hypocritical about uh…ahh… Obama stumbling over his uh…ahhh… words when you guys have spent the last …uh… eight years ..ah.. making fun of uh Bush for uh doing the same thing.

  • Hannitized

    Careful Queen. Vodka Redbulls is an acquired taste and you can drink them all night without the side-affect of slurred speech. Your first few experiences will be sleepless and then you build a tolerance.

    You’ll eventually manage to go right to sleep after several cocktails, if you so choose. On occasion a long night might be exactly what the doctor ordered…or nurse…what ever night games it is you feel like playing.

    But beware, heart palpitations are nothing to play with. Vodka RedBulls increase both your diastolic and systolic rates simultaneously. Long nights of aerobic exercise and Vodka Redbull’s is a deadly combination.

  • http://www.twitter.com/OneAndOnlyZel QueenZel

    Hannitized:

    ODS..

    You know, you really are too pretty to be so irascible.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/entry/america_is_back/#c397018 Dino2

    Bitter sore loser still smarting over their election losses and miserable public image.

    And then the markets had their best week since the last republican Depression in 1933!

    So little for you people to celebrate!

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    After eight years of endless analysis and derision of Bush’s pronunciation, Obama deserves every second of this.

    And by the way, while Bush was a terrible orator, at least he was able to form a thought on his own without having it fed to him by handlers.

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