Obama’s Energy Secretary: Hey! Let’s Paint All The Roofs In The World White!

Someone please tell me that this is a joke. Please.
This country cannot possibly be in the hands of people who would say something as idiotic as this:

Energy Secretary Steven Chu stunned the audience at a London scientific conference Tuesday with a radical but simple proposal to combat global warming: Paint all the roofs of all the buildings in the world white.
If we did so, the Nobel Prize-winning physicist said, and if we also made sure the world’s roads and sidewalks were light-colored, it would have the same effect on global warming as taking all the cars in the world off the world’s roads for 11 years.

You.
Have.
Got.
To.
Be.
Kidding.
How can any grown and presumably educated man make such an idiotic statement, at least when he’s not just drinking with his buddies and spouting off all sorts of nonsense that no one will take seriously tomorrow. Remember, this guy is a Nobel prize winner, too. Not that that really means anything. So are Al Gore, Yasser Arafat, and Jimmy Carter, so before we start swooning over his credentials we should remember that the Nobel thing has boiled down to liberals praising and rewarding one another for, um, damn little, really. Sounds good. Here’s your prize.
Paint all the roofs in the world white. Hoo, boy. I don’t think I would even say something like that out loud, much less at a scientific conference. Hey! While we’re at it why don’t we go ahead and paint the deserts? Just imagine what kind of helpful effect that would have on the climate. Come on, think about it.
Do these people lie awake at night thinking this stuff up?
It is truly scary that our government is in the hands of delusional idealists like this because nothing is more frightening than a crackpot with the poltical power to make his dreams happen.
Paint the world’s roofs white. Egads. We are so screwed.

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  • http://Array docdave

    So what do we do with the oceans which are the primary absorbers of heat? Put a white lid over them?

  • Pilgrim

    suitepotato nailed it:

    These people think very simplistically like a nine year old who just watched a Discovery Science Channel program and seized on one thing.

  • Greg

    if we also made sure the world’s roads and sidewalks were light-colored, it would have the same effect on global warming as taking all the cars in the world off the world’s roads for 11 years

    Sure sounds idiotic, but maybe he was having a laugh at the whole movement’s expense? As in, ZERO effect either way?

  • zappatrust

    I thought the word “White” had already been stricken from the “Chairman’s” dictionary? Looks like Chu may need to re-think his color scheme.

  • Mickey

    California banned black cars. Obama’s administration is on crack.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Norge Said:

    I suppose next they will want us to run our AC units with the windows open to force out the cold air?

    I’m blaming you for the ice age.

  • http://thenewotforum.myfreeforum.org/index.php Lord_of_the_Norge

    I suppose next they will want us to run our AC units with the windows open to force out the cold air?

  • Mark

    Hey, we could spend millions of dollars “training” the unemployed how to paint the roofs white.

    (Don’t laugh, it might come up!)

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    it would have the same effect on global warming as taking all the cars in the world off the world’s roads for 11 years.

    Well it certainly seems less irrational than destroying our economy by doubling the price of energy.

    The gorebots need to do something. Have them out there with their paint cans and buckets.

  • http://grandpajohn.blogspot.com/ Steve Burri

    I have it via credible anonymous White House sources that Secretary Chu also wants to bar the Rolling Stones from entering the U.S. because of their song, Paint It Black. (Also payback for Britain banning entry of Michael Savage.)

    He also wants to ban all gatherings of dark-skinned and/or darkly clad people to minimize Anthropocentric Global Warming.

    I smell another Nobel
    A’Chu!

  • tom

    Here in the north we like our roofs black to absorb any heat possible in the winter, so I offer this compromise, we paint our northern roofs checkerboard style with offsetting black and white squares to take advantage of all seasons. :)

    Gorebull warming is the greatest farce ever told.

  • ProudinNC

    I read somewhere that California (of course) already has legislation mandating light colored cars? No reference for it, but sounds like something they would do….

  • http://suitepotato.blogspot.com/ sayanything-4808

    Albedo alone is not the key. It doesn’t work that way. Energy already invested in the ocean/atmosphere dynamo is the deciding factor in the near term. The oscillations back and forth and the amount of water passing through the atmosphere and how long it maintains on the land as ice are a bigger point. The ice acts as a heat sink retarding warming, but only to a point. If the planet doesn’t get past a crucial tipping point to ice over, then the natural CO2/methane/H2O atmospheric cycles overtake, the whole thing snaps back, and we get warmer. At the other end, too much water is in the cycle and when you have so much surface mass near the cold poles, ice build up happens again.

    Albedo is only a single part of it.

    As far as CO2 removal goes, water in the atmosphere is the deciding factor, not vegetation. Vegetation eventually dies and decomposes and the soil necessary to sustain vegetation emits CO2 and methane as part of the decomposition process.

    These people think very simplistically like a nine year old who just watched a Discovery Science Channel program and seized on one thing.

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