Obama Flies His Personal Barber From Chicago To Washington DC Every Two Weeks
Apparently the President isn’t using tax dollars for this – he’s footing the bill himself – which would make this a non-story, except for the fact that this is the same Barack Obama who once told us that global warming is such a pressing problem that Americans might need to give up their SUV’s and let the government to control their thermostats for them.
“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said back in 2008.
But he can fly his barber halfway across the nation for a haircut twice a month or more?
Reports have surfaced that President Barack Obama is very loyal to his barber. The President is a man of the common people, the report tells its listeners. He hangs out with regular folks, like his barber for example. The President has been using the same Chicago based barber, who goes by the name Zariff, for the past 17 years. According to German Public Radio, the President flies Zariff from Chicago to DC for a trim every two weeks. The president allegedly personally funds these trips. President Obama obviously also does not care much about the massive carbon footprint his haircuts are leaving on our planet which, we are told, is tipping precariously.
The German NDR reporter says: ‘The barber never says a word about what they discuss. Perhaps that’s also a reason why Obama feels comfortable being around him. Otherwise he would not fly his barber in from Chicago to Washington every ten to 14 days.’
Here’s the audio:
I’ll believe global warming is a crisis when the people who say it’s a crisis start acting like it.
Update: Previously we learned that the First Family also likes to fly in pizza from Chicago, and that Michelle Obama has flown her personal makeup artist in as well.
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