NYT Columnist To Joe The Plumber: Just Fix Toilets And Leave Writing To Smart People Like Me
Hoo, boy.
Joe the Plumber, along with a ghost writer, has seized the opportunity presented to him by Obama and his media cronies and is coming out with a book. Can’t blame him for that. Make hay while the sun shines, baby.
Well, I can’t blame him for that. But a columnist named Timothy Egan over at the New York Times can. It seems that Mr. Egan thinks that writing should be left to smart people like him, and not neanderthal imbeciles like Joe the Plumber:
The unlicensed pipe fitter known as Joe the Plumber is out with a book this month, just as the last seconds on his 15 minutes are slipping away. I have a question for Joe: Do you want me to fix your leaky toilet?
I didn’t think so. And I don’t want you writing books. Not when too many good novelists remain unpublished. Not when too many extraordinary histories remain unread. Not when too many riveting memoirs are kicked back at authors after 10 years of toil. Not when voices in Iran, North Korea or China struggle to get past a censor’s gate.
Well, I guess he told him a thing or two. Know your place, you middle class moron. Leave the book writing to me and my circle of elitists. The nerve.
The article goes on and on, listing reason after insulting reason why writing and publishing a book is something that Joe the Plumber just shouldn’t do. He is, after all, from the working class and should be kept in his place.
Personally, it sounds to me like Mr. Egan has received one too many rejection slips and just might be a tad jealous of Joe’s impending financial windfall. Just a guess.
Oh, and by the way, just a quick aside to Mr. Egan. Yes, I really would like you to fix my leaky toilet. I’m kind of busy right now trying to find a new publisher for my second novel and I just don’t have the time to mess with it. I’d ask you for advice about writing but it seems that you haven’t had much luck in that area. So, if you can spare the time come on over.
Elitist jerk.



