NYT Columnist To Joe The Plumber: Just Fix Toilets And Leave Writing To Smart People Like Me

Hoo, boy.
Joe the Plumber, along with a ghost writer, has seized the opportunity presented to him by Obama and his media cronies and is coming out with a book. Can’t blame him for that. Make hay while the sun shines, baby.
Well, I can’t blame him for that. But a columnist named Timothy Egan over at the New York Times can. It seems that Mr. Egan thinks that writing should be left to smart people like him, and not neanderthal imbeciles like Joe the Plumber:

The unlicensed pipe fitter known as Joe the Plumber is out with a book this month, just as the last seconds on his 15 minutes are slipping away. I have a question for Joe: Do you want me to fix your leaky toilet?
I didn’t think so. And I don’t want you writing books. Not when too many good novelists remain unpublished. Not when too many extraordinary histories remain unread. Not when too many riveting memoirs are kicked back at authors after 10 years of toil. Not when voices in Iran, North Korea or China struggle to get past a censor’s gate.

Well, I guess he told him a thing or two. Know your place, you middle class moron. Leave the book writing to me and my circle of elitists. The nerve.
The article goes on and on, listing reason after insulting reason why writing and publishing a book is something that Joe the Plumber just shouldn’t do. He is, after all, from the working class and should be kept in his place.
Personally, it sounds to me like Mr. Egan has received one too many rejection slips and just might be a tad jealous of Joe’s impending financial windfall. Just a guess.
Oh, and by the way, just a quick aside to Mr. Egan. Yes, I really would like you to fix my leaky toilet. I’m kind of busy right now trying to find a new publisher for my second novel and I just don’t have the time to mess with it. I’d ask you for advice about writing but it seems that you haven’t had much luck in that area. So, if you can spare the time come on over.
Elitist jerk.

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  • http://www.rabidamerican.net/ Rabid American

  • http://www.thedailyslant.com/ Hairy Polemic

    What’s the difference between burning a book after its published and telling someone you disagree with politically that you don’t want them to publish a book?

    None. This guy is truly an ass.

  • Jess

    > Has Mr. Egan published any books?

    No, but he had an absolutely riveting memoir that was kicked back to him after ten years of toil.

  • Mickey

    Has Mr. Egan published any books?

    He’s jealous because a “walking brainstem” out shined his own pathetic existence.

  • http://ndgoon.blogspot.com/ goon

    Elitist jerk.

    That is why no one reads their stupid and boring newspaper anymore.

  • http://www.thedailyslant.com/ Hairy Polemic

    Mr. Egan’s column is an opening volley in class warfare. A rare admission of what his type in the media have always acted on but never expressed. Less than twenty years ago his sentiments would have been met with an overwhelming cry of “Die yuppie scum!”

    He flagrantly told Joe, and people like him, to stick to the toil of their own class. How dare he invoke Orwell to make that kind of statement? It’s disgusting.

  • sc

    Only the intellectual should enjoy “freedom of speech”. Shame on Joe the Plumber for not knowing his limitations. I say hang him at sundown. I am sure Davinski would agree with that.

  • http://www.thedailyslant.com/ Hairy Polemic

    Legends in their minds?

    Well put. That about pegs every journalist I know.

  • http://magyartruth.blogspot.com/ Chief RZ

    Just who does this guy think he is? (don’t answer that–a liberal elitist)

    I don’t want you writing books

    Not your business nor decision, Timothy.

  • di butler

    I like the way he slanted the article as if by JTP getting a book published then he would be taking food out of the mouth of some “real” writer, not a GASP! toliet plunger! LOL. Go snake that line, and leave the writing to the real writers! There’s writers starving in the village, and people like you are using up the book writng quota for the year! What a pompous little goober. Hey, jerkwad, write your own book, get over your petty self.

  • http://www.valleydeals.com/cgi-bin/board2/YaBB.pl Kevin

    Maureen Dowd is off today.

    Timmy was subbing today.

  • Rusty

    If society’s choice was to do away with all the plumbers or all the wise-ass [alleged] columnists, who do you suppose they would choose?

    And, is it just me, or have ‘journalists’ [electronic and print] positioned themselves to be celebrities?
    [Legends in their minds?]

  • di butler

    Lioncourt,

    I agree to a point. There are thousands of books published each year. Thankfully, one person doesn’t get to decide what gets published because then we would only get what that one person considered good, or to use your word, “quality.” So luckily, for all of us, especially since we all have a different idea what is good, or “quality,” we are given a wide variety of choices. This is what makes it so great, don’t you think? We can choose to read Penthouse and call it “quality,” or Chaucer and call it “quality.”

  • Lioncourt

    If the publishing industry was actually based on the quality of the writing than I suspect Joe shouldn’t be published. But that is not what the industry is about. It is about making money.

    Joe should write if he wants to write. I just wish the publishers would be more discriminating in what get’s published. But that is not Joe’s fault. If he can make money writing crap, more power to him.

  • Davinski

    Me thinks thou doth protest too much. He is not forbidding him from publishing; he is merely pointing out that many writers go unnoticed while Joe the tax cheater cashes in on his 15 minutes. The moral: life ain’t fair.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    He’s jealous because Joe’s book is 1) bound to sell pretty well because of the notoriety and 2) likely to be better than anything this dolt could cobble together.

  • dawneyr

    Rob, I agree and Amazon does have a good self-publishing program.

    I think the guy is irked that Joe’s book will obviously go against the grain of the preordained media slant. I think he is doubly irked that it will probably sell very well.

    I’m a little nauseous that he alludes to giving a rip about censorship in Iran, North Korea, and China while his article is advocating a type of social status censorship for Joe the Plumber.

    It’s interesting when self-proclaimed “Progressives” step into a pile of PC BS.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    And these idiots gave Palin crap for being a book burner. What’s the difference between burning a book after its published and telling someone you disagree with politically that you don’t want them to publish a book?

    And by the way, in the modern era of publishing, there’s no reason for any truly good novelist to go unpublished. There’s e-books which cost next to nothing to publish. Amazon has a self-publishing service.

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