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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Notes From A Couple That’s About To Have A Baby

Is there some conspiracy to cause divorces among baby crib manufacturers?  Are these people being paid off by the divorce lawyers or something?

Seriously, the cribs should come with a fill-in-the-blanks divorce summons and complaint right in the box.

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Hoodlumman on February 12, 2008 at 04:13 pm

I think you need to step up and be the man and go out to the bar while she’s doing that girl stuff.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on February 12, 2008 at 04:16 pm

It is a right of passage. I hope everything goes well with Jess and the baby! Your due date is when?

Zsa Zsa on February 12, 2008 at 04:39 pm

WAIT.... what’s that sound? It couldn’t possibly be the dreaded “man whine” could it...nah couldn’t be, could it?
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Anna on February 12, 2008 at 04:44 pm

Rob, I work as an engineer, and I had trouble with that, and with the car seats.

Hint.  Hint.  Hint.  Get the car seat in well before the little bundle of joy arrives.  Do it while you’re well rested and alert. 

Trust me on this one, my friend.  Get ‘er done soon.  Don’t wait and try to get it into the back seat after two days of no sleep at the hospital. 

:^)

Bike Bubba on February 12, 2008 at 04:47 pm

Rob,

Zsa Zsa is right.  And the best thing you can do is smile broadly as you do what you’re told… and say nothing.


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Bat One on February 12, 2008 at 04:48 pm
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Bubba, the car seat has been in the back seat for weeks now.  But that actually gave me no troubles.

Believe it or not, this is my second kid.  But it’s been most of a decade since I last had to put a crib together.


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Rob on February 12, 2008 at 04:52 pm

Rob: Insert and lock tabs 12 and 13 into slots 9 and 10, while firmly holding left-side slats 7, 8, and 9 at an oblique angle to crib frame support A-6. With your free foot, gently slide the chain saw toward you…

CONGRADS, BTW!


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pparets on February 12, 2008 at 05:08 pm
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Thanks pparets.

We’ve already been to the hospital twice with false alarms.  We’re hoping the third time we go in will be a charm.


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Rob on February 12, 2008 at 05:11 pm

My husband is not a cusser. AND I heard him cuss when he was putting up Will’s baby bed…

Zsa Zsa on February 12, 2008 at 05:19 pm

I heard him cuss when he was putting up Will’s baby bed…

That was last week?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on February 12, 2008 at 06:10 pm

Whistler, You are such a brat! HA!…

Zsa Zsa on February 12, 2008 at 06:22 pm

Will is very advanced for his age!

Zsa Zsa on February 12, 2008 at 06:25 pm

Looks like he’s still playing with rockets.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on February 13, 2008 at 07:26 am

Rob,glad to hear that you didn’t need the warning.....enjoy the little bundle of joy.

Bike Bubba on February 13, 2008 at 11:28 am
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