North Dakota Humor
A couple of funny North Dakota themed jokes for you.
First one, Survivor ND (via Voice of Dakota):
Second one (received by email from reader Tom Brusegaard):
First one, Survivor ND (via Voice of Dakota):
Due to the popularity of the Survivor series, North Dakota is planning its own, titled "Survivor-Dakota Style."
The contestants will start in Fargo, then to Wahpeton, west to Edgely, Linton and on to Mott. From there it's off to Dickinson, Watford City and Williston. Now it's off to Stanley, then Minot before going souteast to Carrington, back up to Devils Lake..on to Grand Forks and then back to Fargo.
Each contestant will drive a pink Volvo with California plates and a large bumper sticker reading:
"I'm a vegetarian, beer is harmful to your health, Republicans suck, Hillary in '08. Deer hunting is murder and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
First one who gets back to Fargo alive wins!
Second one (received by email from reader Tom Brusegaard):
Ve haf just sent you da "Norvegian Virus". Since ve do not haf any programming experience and do not know how to actually damage your computer, dis Virus verks on da honor system. Please forward dis Virus to efveryvone and den manually delete all of da files on your hard drive.
Tank you for your cooperation.
Sven and Ole
Proof
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