North Dakota Democrats Actually Manage To Find Enough People Willing To Run For Office
And they were so proud they sent out a press release about it!
BISMARCK - The Democratic-NPL Party has announced that it has filled all candidate seats for the upcoming campaign season.
“This shows tremendous strength,” said party executive director Jamie Selzler. “We’ve been working tirelessly to recruit the best candidates possible to take back the state Capitol. Today, I’m happy to announce that every candidate seat has been filled.”
Oh yes. It shows tremendous strength.
Tremendous.
In related news, McDonald’s sold lots of hamburgers today and Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.













