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Friday, July 07, 2006

Nice Ad

Any of the rest of you guys seeing this iTunes ad on the left sidebar here at SA?

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Aye carumba.

Jessica Simpson is pretty much the hottest girl on the planet.

Apple, if you're reading this, please keep these ads running. As a public service if for nothing else.

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Jessica Simpson is pretty much the hottest girl on the planet.

OK, she’s very pretty, but then she talks… Not a brain in that pretty little head.

hdw on July 7, 2006 at 07:58 am
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To steal from Fark: I’d hit it like Ike Turner

Rob B. on July 7, 2006 at 08:02 am
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There’s a joke in there somewhere. Something like: “Bubbleheads are like chinese food, three minutes later...”

hdw on July 7, 2006 at 08:13 am
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Like a screen door, I would.

Brandon on July 7, 2006 at 08:20 am
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I use Firefox’s AdBlock to block almost every ad on your page, sorry rob…

Sphagnum on July 7, 2006 at 11:38 am
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Communist.

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Rob on July 7, 2006 at 12:02 pm
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eh, she’s overrated.

Daniel on July 7, 2006 at 05:58 pm
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Why would Itunes, a company that features singers have her in their ad?

I heard she has cooties.

The Whistler on July 7, 2006 at 07:46 pm
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Have you seen the July issue of Maxim?

Blond hair, orange hair… whatever?

Dave Miller on July 8, 2006 at 05:42 pm
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Sorry to destroy your fantasies but, oh well:

Kathryn Hughes
Monday July 10, 2006
The Guardian

The tabloid newspapers and celebrity magazines have greeted the arrival of high-definition television (HDTV) with a kind of whooping glee. In a string of “before and after” photo features, they offer previews of what terrible secrets Teri Hatcher, Keira Knightley and Elizabeth Hurley are about to have exposed to the cruel gaze of the world at large (respectively, hectic flush, acne, crows’ feet). The message is clear: in this new economy of super-sightedness, power has passed from the looked-upon to the looker. No amount of covering up with slap is going to save you from a kind of visual rape in which you and your enlarged pores are laid bare before the world’s probing, mocking glance.


In this new x-ray world there will be few hiding places, and so the options left to those most likely to be caught in the public gaze are severely limited

diane on July 10, 2006 at 11:45 pm
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Boy, how to word this…

I’m sure that it’s emporering to a woman who has had society shove the media perception of beauty down thier throat all her life. In the sense that, all the things that girls look at other girls and rate in the subtle world of female beauty evaluation.

From a male perspective, I read that article and all I think is once they hit the red carpet, now we’ll be able to see if she’s cold or not in those skimpy dresses.

But maybe that’s just me.

Rob B. on July 11, 2006 at 11:21 am
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realitybasedbob on July 11, 2006 at 05:12 pm
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opps that was spose ta go in another tread

realitybasedbob on July 11, 2006 at 05:16 pm
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