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Monday, February 18, 2008

Newsworthy: Lindsay Lohan Poses Naked

And it’s international news.  Seriously, here’s the Associated Press on the “story”:

NEW YORK: Lindsay Lohan is following in the footsteps of the most famous blond bombshell of them all, Marilyn Monroe.

In the issue of New York magazine on sale Monday, the 21-year-old star of “Mean Girls” and “Freaky Friday” poses nude for photographer Bert Stern in a recreation of one of Monroe’s most famous photo shoots, done shortly before she died.

Stern photographed Monroe in 1962 at the Hotel Bel-Air in California, six weeks before she was found dead of an overdose of barbiturates. Those images for Vogue magazine feature Monroe in next to nothing, posing nude with some scarves and jewelry as her accessories and sipping champagne.

Stern recreated those images with Lohan this month, at the same hotel, with Lohan wearing a blond wig and not much else.

It must be the wire service equivalent of sweeps this week.  Meanwhile, still no major media attention for all those Democrat primary voters in Harlem who were disenfranchised.

And yes, here’s the pictures since I know you’d all complain if you didn’t get a link.  She’s naked in the pics, so don’t click if you’re offended by nude 20-year-old starlets.

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WOOF on February 18, 2008 at 03:57 pm
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Could be worse

Sad but true.


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Rob on February 18, 2008 at 04:01 pm

Rob,

Even worse, she doesn’t look as good at ~20 as Norma Jean did in her thirties…


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Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destoyed”

Rodney Graves on February 18, 2008 at 04:23 pm

Thank you Rob...news I can use for sure.


No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear
*Edmund Burke*

MikeAdamson on February 18, 2008 at 04:33 pm

Thank you Rob...news I can use for sure.

Mike! We don’t need to know that!

likwidshoe on February 18, 2008 at 04:46 pm

Mike,

I guess we Americans all look and sound alike, but the correct quote and citation are:

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln
16th President of the United Sates


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Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destoyed”

Rodney Graves on February 18, 2008 at 04:48 pm

Finally! A Lohan with “interest”! smile



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on February 18, 2008 at 04:50 pm

I was hoping to see the fire crotch.

Justin B. on February 18, 2008 at 05:11 pm

Whoa… Rodney Graves, I seem to be in agreement with you, again
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Yes, there is eroticism in Lohan’s pics, but nothing different that you can’t find with any porn available.
Anyway, I believe it takes a certain class to compete with some of the stars of yesteryear. Marilyn Monroe and other women of her time, was not only beautifully sexy she was sensually classy. She possessed elegance that is very rare amongst Hollywood women these days. A very unfortunate loss in my opinion


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Anna on February 18, 2008 at 05:25 pm

I’m not looking, last time I clicked on one of Rob’s “links” it was Margaret Cho.  What he sees in here I’ll never understand.


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on February 18, 2008 at 05:27 pm

RG...I’ve seen Lincoln cited as well but apparently the source has never been determined with certainty. This page even credits Percy Bysshe Shelley. I’d enjoy chatting with any of them.

lik...so you don’t want the video?


No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear
*Edmund Burke*

MikeAdamson on February 18, 2008 at 05:32 pm

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln
16th President of the United Sates

Nope. Kung Fu Tzu(Confucius).


If you don’t know by now, don’t mess with it.

robert108 on February 18, 2008 at 05:43 pm

I was hoping to see the fire crotch.

From the looks, there is no fire crotch, it’s shaved.

Yes, there is eroticism in Lohan’s pics, but nothing different that you can’t find with any porn available.
Anyway, I believe it takes a certain class to compete with some of the stars of yesteryear. Marilyn Monroe and other women of her time, was not only beautifully sexy she was sensually classy. She possessed elegance that is very rare amongst Hollywood women these days. A very unfortunate loss in my opinion

IMHO, it’s rather hard to classify someone who had an affair with a married man as “sensually classy”. Just my two cents.

Kenny on February 18, 2008 at 06:51 pm

Somehow I can’t get excited over an over-developed adolescent.  I know forty year-olds who put this bimbette to shame just with their smile.


“Poverty of goods is easily cured; poverty of the mind is irreparable.”

Bat One on February 18, 2008 at 07:25 pm

A Lohan again, au naturally?



A troll is someone who only wants to stir up trouble, not have an honest debate.  Some signs that a poster is a troll:
* Dodges questions from other posters * Refuses to give sources
* When one of its arguments is shown to be false, either ignores the proof or moves the goalposts.  Heh. (From the LGF faq)

Proof on February 18, 2008 at 07:40 pm

WOOF on February 18, 2008 at 09:18 pm

She must not be a natural redhead.

Kevin on February 18, 2008 at 09:24 pm
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"I was hoping to see the fire crotch.”

I’ve seen it and no you weren’t. It looks like it should be crime taped and doused with iodine. It’s all smashed up.

markm on February 19, 2008 at 08:23 am

Woof, Is that the Joey 5 cents reaction shot?


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on February 19, 2008 at 09:03 am

Probably?
Young Alvy Singer, (Woody A), from Annie Hall?

The line he delivers after the Joey Nichols routine is

“What an asshole”

WOOF on February 19, 2008 at 09:20 am

Yep, that’s the one.


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on February 19, 2008 at 09:35 am

I see WOOF and realitychallengedboob have finally found a subject upon which they are subject matter experts.


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Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destoyed”

Rodney Graves on February 19, 2008 at 10:26 am

We anxiously await news of your own self discovery.


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on February 19, 2008 at 10:49 am

realitychallengedboob,

given the lack of overlap between my areas of expertise and yours, I’d advise against holding encourage you to hold your breath (if only for the comedy value).


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Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destoyed”

Rodney Graves on February 19, 2008 at 10:58 am

Oh, ok Capt’n John.

Hey, did you ever find someone to vote for?


“If a conservative is still a republican after the last 13 years, he is blind to the fact that his party of choice has failed him utterly.” – Realitybasedbob

realitybasedbob on February 19, 2008 at 11:16 am

Yeeks.

I’m proud to say that my Mrs., at 46, looks a whole lot better than she does at 20.

I think Lindsey should slow down with the partying thing. It obviously isn’t doing her any favors.


Election ‘08 - We Are So Screwed

Pilgrim on February 19, 2008 at 11:22 am

realitychallengedboob,

I’ve endorsed a candidate.  Who’s the pick amongst your fellow experts?


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Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destoyed”

Rodney Graves on February 19, 2008 at 11:23 am

Pilgrim,

Indeed.


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Rodney G. Graves

Ceterum censeo Parthia esse delendam
Latin: “Furthermore, Parthia (Persia aka modern day Iran) should be destoyed”

Rodney Graves on February 19, 2008 at 11:53 am

MikeAdamson - lik...so you don’t want the video?

Bring it!

I won’t be telling people that I can use it. wink

likwidshoe on February 19, 2008 at 05:01 pm

rolleyes


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Anna on February 19, 2008 at 05:05 pm
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