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Last week, Japanese scientists explaced… placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Dude, I so have Nessie Christmas cards just waiting for Christmas next year.  They rock!

You watch too much Simpsons, man.

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Call me unconvinced.  When i click that “watchers” link, I get sent to a Weight Watchers page.

Now if this were a post about Rosie O’Donnell, that would make sense… but the Loch Ness Monster?

Oh wait, now i get it.  Very funny dude.

[Feet make good soup!]

I’m also skeptical.  Loch Ness is fairly dirty--or at least it was a few years back when I was there--and anything more than a couple of feet underwater would be impossible to see.

"No Sane man will dance.”—Cicero

This has long fascinated me as well.  Thanks for the great link!

Going on a diet, Brian?

[Feet make good soup!]

Not sure why you get a diet add. Perhaps your computer is trying to do an intervention!

That certainly appears to be a large object moving just below the surface.

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Most likely a shoal of fish. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - bunkum!
There is no possible way that Loch Ness could support one pleisiosaur let alone the population required for the species to have survived the millions of years since the mass extinction of the dinosaurs. There’s more chance of Bigfoot walking into your local Jack in the Box and ordering a cheeseburger.

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

Now, Flamer, that is just silly. Bigfoot works the drivethru at Del Taco. Do please try to keep up.

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Nessie a painting found unpublished by M.C.Escher ( 1898-1972)Holland.-

There is who says the painting of M.C.Escher 1898-1972 is authentic, to
Summon with consideration and respect towards a jurywoman who works
At the court of ROME, done by a professional ,famous and respected
person
The Dott.Anna PETRECCHIA ,dated august 04-2006.
The expert report is made of 51 pages that proofs the authenticity of
this
Works of art,with the opinion of art experts, tv and stamped papers
that represents
NESSIE the Monster Of Loch Ness that appears from under the water of
the lake
With the sound of a flute, played by a black man without a face.
( in my opinion a monster that calls another monster ).-
Local TV and newspapers have brought this notice in several occasions.

ATTENTION
The M.C.escher Foundation of Baarn Holand say their consideration:

This is to let you know that M.C.Escher NEVER HAVE MADE a
Painting and the mentioned paining of Loch Nes is fake.
You should rectify this message. It is absolutely nonsense.
For years this people are trying to get a certificate,but
The never will get, because it is a forgery.
M.C.escher Foundation.

Has far has we know from informations, uptil now the M.C.Escher
Foundation
HAS NEVER SEEN OR CHECKED THE ORIGINAL PAINTING
Neither the handwriting, the date 18.1.1949, the dedication, the
signature and
The registration number behind the painting.
Even though, the M.C.Escher Foundation say such a thing,
NOT EVEN EXAMINATING ( neither by their own experts )
THE ORIGINAL PAINTING .
We will wait for a proofing certificate that this art is really a fake
so we can
Spread it all over the world.
Uptil then the painting is the ORIGINAL.-
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Youth Club Association- Volturara
Giovanni Palatucci
VOLTURARESE NEWSPAPER
Monthly Information

The Volturarese Newspaper, after the discovery of the unpublished
Picture, Which is
Volturara Irpina ( AV ) article, after being transmitted by the BBC
program and the
Italian mass media about the new appearance of the Monster of Loch Ness
( Scotland)
Necessary needs to inform the whole world that the Holland Painter and
engraver
M.C.Escher had already painted and announced the new reappearance,
recalled by the
Black Man without a Face.
And with what has been written above, with peaceful intentions:
1) either Escher had seen personally the monster of Loch Ness while he
was wandering
about;
2) or Escher believed that the monster of Loch Ness really existed and
thats why he
did the drawing.
This work of art is dated 01.18.1949.
The Handwriting consultation is made of 51 pages and has been sworn and
registered at
The Court of R O M E in the date of august 4 .2006. This is a big
discovery for the
World of art. The Republic power of Attorney,of Avellino is
even occupying about
This case, interested has for the Policeman who is the owner of this
Picture. Holland denies
The existence of this unpublished Picture without seeing it or
examining it .
Honour and glory to Escher, the Loch Ness Monster,to everybody Irpine
and the national
And international Mass media that will publish this HISTORICAL EVENT.
The Association President
Michelangelo MARRA
Internet :
http://www.romanzieri.com/archives/001204.php
http://www.ladysilvia.it/magaView/news/8885/a...
http://www.amicidellapolizia.it/html/arte.htm
http://www.ladysilvia.it/magaView/news/7869/a...
http://otrale.blog.tiscali.it/dg2044158/
http://iprovinciali.splinder.com/archive/2005...
http://www.ladysilvia.it/magaView/news/7662/c...
http://www.irpinianews.it/DaiComuni/news/...
http://notiziario-volturara.blogspot.com/
http://telegolfonews.blogspot.com/2007/07/n-e...

Contact :

What the hell is this all about?

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Seems like the rantings of a hyper-manic individual.

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

The words are legible, and yet they make no sense.

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http://it.youtube.com/results?search_query=nessie+volturara&search_type=

video nessie unpublished painting

NESSIE the Monster Of Loch Ness that appears from under the water of the lake With the sound of a flute, played by a black man without a face.

News: Video TV Avellino. Trasmesso in tutto il mondo.-

Per adesso e’ disponibile solo in italiano.-

L’Uomo Nero chiama Nessie il mostro di Loch Ness con il flauto

Video Nessie Inedito Quadro di MC ESCHER datato 18.1.1949
Video Nessie Unpublished Painting MC ESCHER date 18.1.1949

NESSIE Loch Ness Monster

Youtube :

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=IYhTzywOYWI

http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=RQrovNERYfU

http://it.youtube.com/results?search_query=nessie+volturara&search_type=

Ebay

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=escher+nessie&category0=

http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=escher+report

http://search.ebay.it/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37&satitle=escher&category0=

http://search.ebay.it/search/search.dll?sofocus=unknown&sbrftog=1&dfsp=1&from=R10&_trksid=m37&satitle=escher&sacat=-1&catref=C6&sargn=-1&saslc=3&sadis=200&fpos=CAP&sabfmts=1&saobfmts=insif&ga10244=10425&ftrt=1&ftrv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=&fsop=1&fsoo=1&coaction=compare&copagenum=1&coentrypage=search&fgtp=

http://search.ebay.com/escher_W0QQ_trksidZm37QQfromZR40QQfrtsZ200

http://cgi.ebay.com/ESCHER-report-painting-unpublished-NESSIE-Loch-Ness_W0QQitemZ180221992149QQihZ008QQcategoryZ20135QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Internet :
http://www.romanzieri.com/archives/001204.php
http://www.ladysilvia.it/magaView/news/8885/arte

http://www.ladysilvia.it/magaView/news/7869/arte

http://www.fimservice.it/pdf/pol-lugAgSet07.pdf
http://www.ladysilvia.it/magaView/news/7662/cronaca
http://www.irpinianews.it/DaiComuni/news/?news=19596

http://telegolfonews.blogspot.com/2007/07/n-e-s-s-u-n-o-n-e-p-r-l.html
http://www.fimservice.it/pdf/pol_dic06.pdf
http://www.fimservice.it/pdf/pol_gen07.pdf
http://www.napoli.com/stamparticolo.php?articolo=13464
http://www.fimservice.it/pdf/pol_marz07.pdf

Ah, ain’t that cute! It changed its usename. How original.

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