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Tuesday, January 23, 2007

New Reality Show To Help A Virgin Get Laid

Somebody emailed me a link to this article earlier today which details about a new reality television show called Virgin Territory which will, presumably, star a number of struggling actors “virgins” who will compete for the right to bed some good-looking girl.

The girls being considered for the prize?  Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton, though Paris’ involvement is somewhat odd given that this reality show is apparently being put together by the same guy who put out her sex tape.  You wouldn’t think she’d want to work with him...unless Paris’ sex tape was really a career move she collaborated with him on.  But whatever.  I digress.

My question is, how is this not prostitution (which is a question I’ve also posed with regard to pornography)?  Basically the show would consist of a bunch of “johns” paying the show’s “pimps” with strange antics (which will serve as content for the show) in exchange for a sexual tryst with the girl the pimps are pimping out.  Not that I have much of a problem with consensual prostitution.  If a woman wants to sell sex for money and other people want to buy, that’s their business.  But currently prostitution is illegal in most parts of the U.S. - specifically New York and LA one of which would probably serve for the filming location - so how is this not against the law?

It just seems a little absurd that we spend millions of taxpayer dollars every year on enforcement of vice laws against prostitution while women who get paid for starring in porno movies or having sex with the winners of reality shows do so openly and without fear of prosecution. 

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So is the winner going to be some pimply faced guy that never leaves his keyboard?


What’s going to happen to US industry when the global warming extremists like John McCain double the price of electricity?  I would think all these factories will close and set up in countries where they aren’t scared of technology.


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The Whistler on January 23, 2007 at 01:20 pm
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I doubt Freep will even enter.  Too busy these days.


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Rob on January 23, 2007 at 01:26 pm

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ZING!!!! Nice one…

Anyway, this seems like an… interesting show.  Would it be on broadcast TV?


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Sphagnum on January 23, 2007 at 03:37 pm
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I don’t think it’s been picked up by any station or network yet, but the promoter apparently has enough backing to advertise for “virgins” via a billboard in Times Square.


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Rob on January 23, 2007 at 03:39 pm

I kinda get the premise, but Jenna Jameson or Paris Hilton?  Gee whiz people—the kid’s a virgin for cryin out loud!  Why would you set him up with some loose and over-used skank like those two?

Do the boy a favor and match him up with something nice and tight, so they both can actually feel something.

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Marty on January 23, 2007 at 08:21 pm

Terrible. Worse than Monica Lewinsky having a show about plastic surgery and competing.

Does this make a mockery of marriage?

student student on January 23, 2007 at 11:17 pm
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um, just sex ..I don’t thing they’re marrying or anything.

aNONOMISLY on January 24, 2007 at 08:34 am
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Marty’s point, though vulgar, is good--not to mention the basic fact that the vast majority of “actors” in that industry are carrying the “gift that keeps on giving,” herpes.  An industry veteran like Jameson is unlikely to be an exception to this pattern.

So what a deal for the poor participants here--they get humiliated on national TV and a lifelong disease to boot.

Robert Perry on January 24, 2007 at 04:04 pm
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I’m 25 year old virgin guy (yes, virgin) made an interesting bet with my hot (believe me, she’s hot) friend. If I get get 5 million unique visitors to this website until new year’s eve I’m getting laid.

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Help a Virgin on October 9, 2008 at 12:22 pm
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I’m 25 year old virgin guy (yes, virgin) made an interesting bet with my hot (believe me, she’s hot) friend. If I get get 5 million unique visitors to this website until new year’s eve I’m getting laid.

Help a Virgin

Help a Virgin on October 9, 2008 at 12:24 pm
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