New York School Making Fat Kids Wear Monitors

Most of us would find a government monitoring device recording the details of our day-to-day lifestyles to be invasive, and an affront to our civil liberties. But when it’s for the children?

Well, then it’s ok:

BAY SHORE, N.Y., Jan. 15 (UPI) — A group of Bay Shore, N.Y., school students will soon be wearing a watch-like device that allows school officials to track how active they are, officials say.

The devices are called Polar Active monitors and they count heartbeats, detect motion and even track students’ sleeping habits in an effort to combat obesity, the New York Post reported Sunday.

“It’s a great reinforcement in fighting the obesity epidemic. It tells kids, in real time, ‘Am I active? Am I not active?’ We want to give kids the opportunity to become active,” said Bay Shore athletics chairman Ted Nagengast.

The monitors are distributed by Polar Electro, of Lake Success, the U.S. division of a Finland firm. They cost $90 each.

Our public schools don’t do all that great of a job of actually educating our kids. Do we really need to be diluting their mission with this sort of extraneous nonsense?

But beyond the issue of the monitors of themselves lays the question of whether or not childhood obesity is really any of the government’s business in the first place. Have we really conceded that this very personal issue is one the government should address through public policy?

There are some things that are none of the government’s business. There are some problems the government shouldn’t even try to solve.

Not that I buy into the idea that childhood obesity is nearly the epidemic some make it out to be.

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  • Jamermorrow

    Do we really need a monitor?  I can describe a fat kids day. Get up in the morning eat sugary cereal or sugary pop tart. Have a glass of juice filled with sugar. Watch TV until school starts. Sit on the bus and have a banana filled with sugar. Get to school and sit on my ass. Eat a lunch filled with white bread and processed foods. Have snack filled with sugar. Sit on my ass in class in the afternoon. At gym class we play ping pong and don’t sweat at all. Ride the bus home sitting on my ass. Get home in the afternoon and have a cookie for a snack. Play video games until dinner. Mom has a job and is busy so we have easy mac with hot dogs. Processed foods filled with crap. Have a mountain dew to drink. Sit on my ass and watch TV with the parents. Have ice cream before bed time.

    Jeez I wonder why kids are so fat.

    • Spartacus

      “Have a mountain dew to drink.”

      Back in my day we had “Jolt”.  The hand wringers freaked out over the caffeine content, but we were loaded with energy that burned off the calories. Now they’re bitching about kids being lethargic, the stupid bastards.

  • Spartacus

    How about mandating that public servants must wear lie detectors?

    • suitepotato

      Only if they connect to explosive collars. If that’s too much, then collars with MP3 players that play ONLY Justin Bieber. Death or torture, either will do as a penalty.

      One can only dream, but it’s a happy dream.

      • Opinionated

        Oh Justin Beiber is adorable… and he is just 17… easy

  • Matthew

    How many errors can you have in one headline? 

    Do you know if the program is voluntary?
    Do you know if it is only obese children wearing the monitors?

    • http://flamemeister.com flamemeister

      Why don’t you check it out and let us know, frickin’ lazy liberal?

      • Matthew

        I have dumbass.  I don’t ask questions I don’t know the answers to.

        It is the lazy conservative you should be questioning.

        • http://flamemeister.com flamemeister

          I’m very sorry that you have dumbass.  Is there anything you can take for it?

          • borborygmi

            couple of assburns usually help/

          • http://flamemeister.com flamemeister

            Heh.

    • http://sayanythingblog.com Rob

      Per the comments from an ACLU attorney int he article, the program is not voluntary.  And the goal is to fight obesity.

      Read for comprehension.

      • Dakotacyr

        That is not what the ACLU attorney said.  You need to read for comprehension.

      • Jimmypop

        i read it as though it was a general comment from him not specific to this case.

        and it says its already being done elsewhere already……why is our government even doing this to begin with?

  • Anonymous

    Gov’t wants to reduce bullying but they pull a stunt like this.  What do you think will happen to the kids with the fat kids bracelets.

    • Spartacus

      Bullied by the government…

  • Anonymous

    When I read the headline “New York School Making Fat Kids Wear Monitors” the first thing that popped into my head was “widescreen”.

    sorry, my bad

  • Anonymous

    Greetings:

    With apologies to Nathaniel Hawthorne, do the monitors come in scarlet ???

  • Davoarid

    So parents are giving consent for their kids to be outfitted with a monitor that was created by a private Finnish corporation.

    The overwhelming response on this site? “Keep the US Government out of our lives!”

  • Davoarid

    I mean, look at the headline: “New York School Making Fat Kids Wear Monitors”

    Well, no. The parents are making fat kids wear monitors.

    …Is it possible that Rob literally doesn’t know how to read? That he just, looks at the headline and the pictures, then forms a general idea as to what the article might be about, and then forms his opinions from that?

    Or is this just willful ignorance?

  • JustRuss

    I could swear we used to have 2 or 3 hours of recess every day in elementary school, now they are lucky to get 30 minutes. It isn’t that kids aren’t as smart as we were, it isn’t that the subjects have gotten harder, it is that they have added so much crap that is not core subjects and some elementary schools only have a 6 hour long day.

    So to make up for lack of exercise at school they put food on the lunchline that the kids won’t eat. Reduce the calories instead of increasing activity.

  • borborygmi

    Next week they must wear a big red F on their clothes.

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