My Predictions for 2010

• January 1, 2010

My Predictions for 2010
Making predictions is always a bit of risky business. Back in August, I predicted that a health care bill would be passed before the end of the year. And it did pass both the House and Senate. Will I get credit just because the bill wasn’t signed? Noooooooo!
But, someone asked me recently for my predictions for 2010, and though my crystal ball is still a bit hazy, there are the things I have a good gut feeling about:

Sarah Palin will continue her book tour, Facebook updates and personal appearances. In a related story, incidents of stroke will rise in New York, San Francisco and Madison, WI.
Harry Reid will remind us all, at least once, how many people will lose their health care insurance and their lives every single day before health care reform takes place…in 2013.
Rob Port will be called a liar 385 times. By the same person. Without any basis in fact.
You will no longer be able to purchase a house in Detroit on your credit card, as credit card fees outstrip the value of the real estate.
The TSA will enforce new “security” procedures that do nothing to make you more secure.
Rbb will cut and paste over 279 posts with convoluted headlines. Three of them will be mildly interesting.
Michael Vick will continue to be “pounded” with dog cruelty jokes.
Anna will get to see her Seahawks finally win a game. Unfortunately, they will be playing poker at the time!
Obama’s teleprompter will malfunction at least once. Joe Biden is studying tapes of Alexander Haig‘s “I’m in charge” moment to prepare himself for any eventuality.
Spartacus will take his 800HP V-8 on a road trip. In a related story, the country of Dubai will announce an oil shortage.
Janet Napolitano will be strip searched going through an airport security line. She will pass through three more times to ensure that the “system is working”.
The Pro Bowl will not be held in Hawaii for the first time since 1979. Honolulu cabbies may be forced to hock their belt buckles in order to pay the bills.
It will be discovered that Obama staffers were not responsible for the “Chairman Mao” ornament on the White House Christmas tree. It seems the Pol Pot ornament was just not ready in time!
Obama will play golf.
Dino will wish conservatives dead, tortured, stricken with poverty, cancer and any number of vile and deadly diseases 4,722 times. He will tell us that conservatives are hateful ones 9,444 times.
Al Gore will fly in his private jet, met by a limousine, to speak about how much we need to change our lifestyle, or at least to buy carbon credits from him.
North Dakota will start the year cold. And end it pretty much the same, after a brief promise of “global warming“ in between.
And, last but not least, Hannitized will still be clueless.

A mildly different version is cross Posted at Proof Positive

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http://Array sayanything-2

And Hatespew Magoo, racist Democrat extraordinaire, spews more of its racist hate and deathworship. Why is no one surprised?
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

You know, I was thinking about throwing in the “30 years of conservative rule” line, but I thought that might be “piling on”!
sayanything-2

Poor little cuntnundrum, still crying.
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

One quarter mile at a time will be just fine!
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

Ah, well! Sometimes you just have to state the obvious!
sayanything-279

LOL
sayanything-2

You got to thank Proof for that one!
sayanything-2

Ah, now Hatespew Magoo is gonna cry! Squeeze out some tears for us, then brag abpout all the little boys you have molested.
sayanything-2

Wow, trannitized, and its suckpuppets, are crying in this thread, too. Amazingly typical.
sayanything-106

I think that number will be in the thousands based on all of the liberal trolls that Rob lets post here. Hannitized is good for 400 him self.
sayanything-106

Hey Dumb@$$ what are you going to do when your party is put out to the pasture again and HOPE and CHANGE is out of a job.
sayanything-3110

I predict that Pelosi will have a heart attack when she is ousted from her pedestal in congress.
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

Dino: You know the comment count doesn’t start until tomorrow! Save something for the big game! Heh.
sayanything-2

And Hatespew Magoo, racist Democrat extraordinaire, spews more of its racist hate and deathworship. Why is no one surprised?
sayanything-2

“Rob Port will be called a liar 385 times. By the same person. Without any basis in fact.” Only 385? What? Will trannitized’s computer be broken for 8 months or something?!?!?
j.l.

Your`re right, their best years are behind them because of the idiot in the White House.
http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

Yeah. Dino is a little too fixated on our children, if you know what I mean!
I don’t like today’s gop

Your powers of perception, or lack there of, make you an ideal drone for the conservative bowel movement.
sayanything-342

Proof,

Add one more. Obama will continue to blame Bush for his own lack of leadership abilities.
dhien

Yeahhh…!!! I Agree with you…!!!
j.l.

“Resolve to learn how to debate……” Dumbo, your`re easier to debate than a dead guy.
sayanything-5371

Come on, Proof. You weren’t even trying on that last one. That’s a given.
sayanything-2

No, cuntnudrum, you stupid, lying c*nt, thats 3.
http://sayanythingblog.com robport

“Rob Port will be called a liar 385 times.”

Heh.
sayanything-4416

And to think, hotel, your kids have the added burden of being children of alcoholics…..

So sad.
sayanything-7654

Happy New Year! To all except Dino that is, he doesn’t want happiness messing with his bitter nature.
sayanything-3444

Great stuff Proof!

Happy New Year folks!
sayanything-316

Proof,

Those were good.
hannitized

What will we do?? Celebrate the fact that we got health care reform bill passed.

What did you celebrate, starting a useless war in Iraq??? Hope it was worth it.
sayanything-4416

Here’s my prediction for 2010 and beyond:

The children and grandchildren of conservatives will face a diminished future, great struggles and painful debt thanks to th 30 years of conservatism their parents voted for.

Bonus prediction:

Bitter, sore loser conservatives will continue hoping for failure, bad news and another 9/11, and celebrating any and all that occur.

Bonus-bonus prediction:

Every conservative here and everywhere will take every penny he or she can from any and all government programs they can get their greedy little mitts on and then bitch about government.
spartacus

In a related story, the country of Dubai will announce an oil shortage.

Just doing my part to encourage Liberal Democrats to drill somewhere else besides our wallets!
sayanything-4416

Maybe you should resolve to learn how to debate in 2010!
sayanything-4416

If that happens I’ll just laugh as you and yours, along with your children and grandchildren, take even more punishment!

How did things turn out after the last round of republican control, Einstein?
sayanything-6955

I predict the big three will keep charmin tp in business another year! Something has to be used to wipe it up.
Big three?
Dino
RBB
Hannitized

They soil every thread they touch!
sayanything-6955

Dino will wish conservatives dead, tortured, stricken with poverty, cancer and any number of vile and deadly diseases 4,722 times. He will tell us that conservatives are hateful ones 9,444 times.

And blame everything wrong in the country on 30 years of conservative rule.

Good work Proof, damn good work!!
SteveCan

FIXED IT FOR YOU DEENO …

The children and grandchildren of everyone will face a diminished future, great struggles and painful debt thanks to the liberals and Obama and all those that voted for him.

Bonus prediction:

Bitter, sore loser liberals will continue blaming Bush.

Bonus-bonus prediction:

Every liberal here and everywhere will take every penny he or she can from any and all government programs they can get their greedy little mitts on and then bitch about the conservatives running the government.
SteveCan

Barack Insane Obama … mmmmm mmmmmmmmmm MMMMMMMM
sayanything-277

Soil? Like in deficate?
sayanything-277

My prediction: The resident trolls will still have nothing to contribute to any discussions but vitriol.
sayanything-7134

2/9 will use the word c@3t everyday this year at least 3 times once again showing his supreme intelligence and vast vocabulary.
sayanything-6955

You appear to be an expert in bowel movements!
sayanything-6955

And Hotel will still have the best nicknames for the leftist’s and trolls!
Whiney lying c being a favorite of mine, although hatespew magoo is climbing the ladder quickly.
sayanything-4416

You should all take a good look at your kids tonight and know that their best years may be behind them thanks to 30 years of conservatism and the damage it has caused.
SteveCan

And maybe you should start thinking about using facts, not fiction in your posts.
sayanything-4253

Man, I didn’t get to tell you you forgot to mention how Dino will talk about our “Children and Grandchildren” and their suffering… He beat me to it.

Happy new Year everyone.
sayanything-6955

You got it doc!
spartacus

^ although those road trips may become limited to a quarter mile at a time when nitrous oxide is involved…
sayanything-7134

one
MarkSD

Mt prediction? It will all be Bush’s fault!!
hannitized

Nothing contributed….starting with you, troll. ^^^^^
sayanything-101

Happy New Year, fellow SAB posters!(:^)

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