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Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Mother Of The Year Sends 16-Year-Old Son A Strip-O-Gram On His Birthday

She gets a bonus for sending the stripper to him at school.

Supposedly this was a booking error - mom is claiming she ordered someone in a gorilla suit - but how does a stripper show up at a high school and not think to herself..."maybe there was a mix-up.” One also wonders why the teacher, who was apparently filming the event, didn’t...you know...step in...when the stripper disrobed down to her unmentionables and asked the kid to rub her down with cream.

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Greatest Birthday Present Ever.

Mr. Mxyzptlk on November 8, 2007 at 12:06 am

The teacher was part of the act, silly!
You know, teacher-on-gorilla-while-schoolkids-look?
Sounds like Pelosi’s new evolution push. . .

ShoeMart on November 8, 2007 at 12:25 am

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golfmann on November 8, 2007 at 05:13 am
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"but how does a stripper show up at a high school and not think to herself..."maybe there was a mix-up.””

Well, with the little experience I have in this field...the strippers are working their way through college, that’s a given. Until they get through it though, they are not the brightest bulbs in the box.

markm on November 8, 2007 at 06:00 am

I can now say with conviction that I was a deprived child.


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The Whistler on November 8, 2007 at 07:24 am
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Poor judgement to send the stripper to school, but otherwise...I really fail to see the big deal here. Whoop-de-do. Mom made a decision we disagree with. She thought her kid was old enough to see a little T-n-A. Don’t we normally defend the right of the parent to be an imbecile?

Kenny on November 8, 2007 at 09:06 am
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You might have a point, Kenny, were there not 30 other 16-year-olds around to watch the show.


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Rob on November 8, 2007 at 09:47 am

the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.

This has to be quite an awkward situation for some 16 year old boys. I know if it was my son he would be trying to escort her to her car, but depending on the boy, this kind of spotlighting could prove very devastating.
The entire situation seems like a joke gone wrong on the mothers part and I can only hope the mother knew her son well enough ... although him running out doesn’t seem like this type of entertainment was the best choice, for the location anyway. (Mix-up my ass ... if it truly was a mix-up, that parent would be irate as the devil in a ND snowstorm)
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Anna on November 8, 2007 at 10:22 am
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You might have a point, Kenny, were there not 30 other 16-year-olds around to watch the show.

Rob, I repeat:

Poor judgement to send the stripper to school

I mentioned that. It was dumb to send her to school one day...which was against the rule. )Tho I’m sure it made the children laugh and play to see a stripper at school).

As I said, other than that, it’s just parental choice. And don’t we normally defend that kinda thing? Even if the choice is stupid?

Kenny on November 8, 2007 at 04:48 pm
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