Mobile Hangover Clinic Hits Las Vegas

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Where there is demand, there will be supply (via Mark Perry):

Hangover Heaven is a revolutionary new treatment that can cure your hangover in less than 45 minutes. Hangover Heaven involves placing a small IV in your arm to give you the necessary treatment to continue the party or just get back to your normal self. We use small Pediatric IVs and numbing medicine to make the process very comfortable.

We continuously make loops up and down the Las Vegas Strip. Most of the larger casinos have a “Tour Bus” pick up area, that’s where you’ll want to crawl and wait for us to pick you up. All of the casinos have this area pretty well marked–if your eyes are too blurry to read signs, ask the concierge or just some person walking by. We have faith in you. Below is a list of casinos with Tour Bus pick up areas and those where we can pick you up at the main entrance.

Once on the bus, our physician will take a brief medical history, and assess your hangover severity score. Then, numbing medicine is applied to your skin and a small IV will then be placed. Most people find it completely painless. Then you start receiving the treatment.

I’m not sure I like the bus as a business model. You’d think it would make more sense to set up clinics. Or perhaps they could hire out to show up the day after a big wedding reception, or a blogger conference. Stuff like that.

But maybe they’d have a hard time operating outside of Las Vegas. In most parts of the country, you’d expect an operation like this to get a cold shoulder from the often puritanical, prohibitionist-leaning powers-that-be.

Rob Port is the editor of SayAnythingBlog.com. In 2011 he was a finalist for the Watch Dog of the Year from the Sam Adams Alliance and winner of the Americans For Prosperity Award for Online Excellence. In 2013 the Washington Post named SAB one of the nation's top state-based political blogs, and named Rob one of the state's best political reporters. He writes a weekly column for several North Dakota newspapers, and also serves as a policy fellow for the North Dakota Policy Council.

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