Miss Teen South Carolina Speaks. Sort Of.

  •  August 27, 2007


This is making the rounds. I can’t watch it again. Why?
Because every time I see it I cringe in embarrassment for her, her parents, our school system, Americans, the human race general and South Carolina in particular. Yeeks.
This girl should be eternally grateful that she has won some genetic lottery and that she looks like that. Her meal ticket in life will have very little to do with brain power.
What? Too harsh?
How about this…..I think that the teachers in whatever school she Forrest Gumped her way through should be dragged from their class rooms and publicly horsewhipped, tarred and feathered, then run out of town on a rail. Somebody was asleep at the wheel on this one.
I’d like to say I feel sorry for her, the poor synapse challenged thing, but when you look the way she looks brains will be the least of her worries in life. She’ll do just fine, better than most of us other mortals, really. Just look at Hollywood for empirical proof of that.
Hoo, boy.

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  • http://Array docdave

    Cut the poor girl some slack, it’s not easy to stand in front of all those people and know many more are watching you on TV and answer a unrehearsed question.

    Have to agree with wet on that. After all she is still a teen. How many teens do you know that can articulate in front of a mass audience? Heck, there are plenty of adults that freeze up when having to speak in public.

  • 2Hotel9

    Toot, that ain’t the money shot from Big Trouble. Lets me ‘splain it to you.

    What do you do when some 8′ gorilla grabs you by the throat and smacks the back of your favorite skull against the wall and asks”Have you paid your dues?”? Ole Jack Burton looks him square in the eye and says “Have I paid my dues?!? HAVE I paid my dues, the check, is in, the mail.”

  • http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/ proof_positive

    Drew is a “ringer”, bless his heart! Down where I come from, everyone knows it’s y’all, or all y’all. They used to teach better manners than that, too! Oh, well!

  • http://www.willisms.com/ Zsa Zsa

    What did she say?… Bless her heart.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Obviously a problem in that high school.

  • Mickey

    A Stepford Wife isn’t a bad thing. It’s a beauty contest. Who was the trouble maker that required a Q&A session anyway???

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    As you can tell I’m completely happy.
    :lol:

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Who’s your friend, who’s your buddy…..

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Sure here we are having some harmless fun at the expense of this uneducated girl and some douchebag has to come along and go way over the line.

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Robert Perry

    I agree that it’s a pretty stupid question, and it’s also one that you can’t really answer politely. How do you say “because geography class was pre-empted by instruction in how to roll a condom on produce” politely? The girl could have had an IQ of 170 and the wisdom of Solomon and would still look horrible with that question.

    I have to disagree that this young lady is set for life because of her looks, though. There are an awful lot of awfully attractive young ladies out there that get nowhere in life because nobody taught them basic wisdom.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    :wow:

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    You’re right Mickey… The world definitely can do with more like her.
    Amazingly, people continue to fall for the myth that beauty brings complete happiness. :roll:

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    Alright you guys… don’t get this (me) long blond haired chick pissy. ’cause you know, I mean like OMG you’re not gonna wanna go there, I mean duhh….

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    The bow tie is sexy though, don’t you think.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    My long blond hair beats your long ears, big black nose and hairy body. (I would mention the tail but I figured that was getting to personal) ;-)

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    Looks DO NOT set you for life. Unless you’re talking about marriage and a marriage based on looks is a marriage short lived.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    By screwing up the educational system.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    oops… I forgot to mention “four eyes”
    ;-P

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    Hey … lol, someone sent that to me and I could not finish watching it. It embarrassed me and I was embarrassed for her.
    :red:
    Either she was out of place intellectually or she was extremely nervous. Either way I am afraid she is what gives long blond haired chicks a bad rap.
    OFF WITH HER HEAD THE QUEEN SAYS (thats me by the way)
    I am the official head chopper offer around here ya know

  • http://ewebsmith.com/ ews48

    So, how have the Democrats caused 1/5 of the U.S. population not to be able to identify the U.S. on a map?

  • Pilgrim

    I mean, like, OMYGOD, who knows about those maps and stuff, you know? It’s so totally lame I just can’t stand it you know and it involves reading…..Besides, I’ll never need it because I’m going to cosmetology school. I aleways wanted to be an astronaut. And anyway my BFF Buffy says…wait, what was I saying?

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Robert Perry

    Um, Proof, don’t ya have to be a southern “belle” to get away with saying “Bless his heart, if brains were grits, he’d go hungry every morning.”?

    But don’t take me seriously. I’m just a Yankee.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/ likwidshoe

    Awkward question.

    Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can’t locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

    Because they’re stupid.

    Is there a polite way of saying that? Not really. Awkward question.

  • 2Hotel9

    Naw. She is in a major beauty pageant, not like she was plucked at random from a group of teenagers. She has been to a few of these and has most probably been well coached.

    And hell, ain’t she motivated enough, possessed of enough desire to win to steal the damn question list.

  • http://www.nothingproductive.com/ Ryan

    It’ll be alright sweetheart, just lay back and spread your legs. That’s a good girl. Look sexy and smile for the camera.

    Hey, is Anthony ready for his scene yet?

  • 2Hotel9

    I love that movie. It superior on every level to any braindead, bleach blonde, fake boobed bunch of idiots pretending they are relevant to anything. Do any of them remember Jon Bennet?

  • http://www.bikebubba.blogspot.com/ Robert Perry

    Well said, Whistler.

    Ryan, you say a lot of unprintable things about yourself with idiot comments like that.

  • http://www.willisms.com/ Zsa Zsa

    I think it made him look dumber than she… Silly me! Bless both of their hearts.

  • http://manoffireandlight.blog.co.uk/ ManofFireandLight

    This girl gives blondes a bad name.

  • http://www.willisms.com/ Zsa Zsa

    That was very gallant of Drew to try to come to her rescue. Bless his heart!

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    smart aleck The Whistler
    ;-P
    _________________
    WETBACK… then she is in the wrong line of work or dream or fantasy :roll:

  • http://manoffireandlight.blog.co.uk/ ManofFireandLight

    All the (natural) blondes I know are actually pretty smart, it’s the brunettes that aspire to be blonde that are generally a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

  • http://manoffireandlight.blog.co.uk/ ManofFireandLight

    Sorry, what was the question?

  • Mickey

    She’ll marry a successful man, make beautiful babies, be the social envy of every woman in the gated community and her husbands business partner will hit on her.

    And so it goes

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    :grrr:

  • 2Hotel9

    I only have one(1) thing to say about that. Good goggly moggly. Look at the eyes. She KNOWS she is screwing the pooch, and just brazens her way through. What you want to bet she majors in law?

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    Technically .. in a round about way she answered the question just by the way she answered. After that, it was very obvious why some people don’t know where USA is located on a map. :roll:

  • Pilgrim

    I’ve long since had to be satisfied with being something less than pretty (I’ve got the whole neanderthal thing going on) and reasonably intelligent as opposed to being beautiful and not knowing what a map is.

    I wonder, though, if the beautiful, ambitious and stupid in this world would trade places with the ugly and smart?

    Interesting philisophical question, ain’t it?

  • Pilgrim

    …..and answered in kind by babbling stupidity. But, hey, she looks good.

  • Kay

    I couldn’t finish watching it either. I still can’t figure out what she said, either, based on what little I watched..

  • 2Hotel9

    As history has repeatedly shown, the “beautiful people” have done nothing of consequence. Ever.

  • Drew Howell

    I went to high school with this girl and she is a lot smarter than yall think. I would love to see any of you dicks get up on stage infront of the whole nation and get a question like the one she got. Yall should be beaten in public for making fun of a woman like her. Yall talk like yall would have done any better.

    Pathetic pieces of ____!!!!

  • http://sayanythingblog.com/readers/author/Anna/ Anna

    Oh yes… The Whistler, the bow tie and the tuff of head hair must have the women swooning at the sight of you! ;-)

  • WETBACK

    Cut the poor girl some slack, it’s not easy to stand in front of all those people and know many more are watching you on TV and answer a unrehearsed question.

    Besides, how many of us were really hoping she was intelligent over a Wardrobe malfunction? I know I wasn’t. Besides she tried to please the politically correct crowd with her gibber.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Better yet, “because Algore said it was under the ocean because of Global Warming.”

    Or that “20% of young people are blond. B L O N D, don’t you wish you were me.”

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    “Because it’s under the ocean”

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Too bad he made her look more dumber.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Why am I not surprised to hear that annA is another long haired blond?

    :cheese:

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    Looks DO NOT set you for life.

    It’s worked for Rob so far.

  • 2Hotel9

    Probably a junior auxiliary feminazi in training.

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    I plan on using that one sometime.

    “It’s all in the reflexes.”

  • http://SayAnythingBlog.com The_Whistler_ofnd

    I’d like to give her the Aunt Jemima treatment.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    It’s worked for Rob so far.

    Indeed it has. You should see the girl I married. Waaaaayyyy outa my league.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    But, hey, she looks good.

    That’s what’s important.

  • http://sayanythingblog.com robport

    Well, to be fair, it was a pretty stupid question.

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